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Hard deck my ass, we nailed that son of a bitch.

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined March 2011
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Wife: Can you get the Xmas stuff down from the attic? Me:
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Over three years ago, Blades Brown’s dad was diagnosed with leukemia and only given a year to live. After defying doctors' expectations, he got to see his son earn his first PGA Tour victory in person @WWTChampionship ❤️
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Wow. Not sure it’s possible to hit a better golf shot from 360 yards…
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Talarico ended LIV Golf on day 1
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BC Partners is leaving LIV Golf to spend more time with its family
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I personally see this as a referendum on the East Potomac project
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63 or 103. No in between.
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I understand you
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Chris H retweeted
Me after waiting forever for the green to clear 🏌️
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Halloween Hot Take: Ring cameras have prevented kids from holding people accountable for handing out shitty stuff for Halloween. One house handed out only toothbrushes here today. They deserve to be egged/toilet papered. They wouldn't make that mistake again. With cameras they just do what they want, knowing there are no consequences.
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Chris H retweeted
So many other things to remember and celebrate Sir Patrick Stewart for... but this has to be one of the best line readings in the history of The Simpsons
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In golf, everything is earned and nothing is given. Let’s get to work. #golf #grind #mentalhealth #goals
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Chris H retweeted
WE ACTUALLY WON A GAME!! #CANUCKS
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Canucks fans being (relatively) polite to Quinn Hughes during the video tribute and then immediately returning to booing him is perfect fan behavior
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This is very good stuff lmao
Canucks fans just chanted "HE'S NOT SIGNING" referencing Quinn Hughes who has yet to extend in MIN 😭
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Chris H retweeted
david eby is patrik stefan
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best we can do is some uncoordinated chants and lose 8-2
Hey Canucks fans, what we just did as a fanbase was a ton of fun and you guys should do the same thing on Sunday when your traitor former captain returns
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