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People of Twitter: how do you clean out peanut butter jars before putting them in the recycling?
No, my tongue doesn’t reach the bottom.
Yes, I have tried.
It’s not a debating society. Just answer the questions FFS #universitychallengeproblems
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Unless you’re caught red-handed, all investigations are retrospective. It’s not Minority Report.
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"to be honest, Sally, this looked way more fun on the box"
📸: Jango, owner of @SallyLWalker
I think I might start chairing meetings this way. Yielding 30 seconds for each person to say their piece seems a very efficient way of going about things.
When you are on a Teams call and you double-check you are muted because you have to tell your dog to get her face out of the bin #workingfromhomeproblems
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Do you hear this, @BorisJohnson?
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Not a great photo, but this is eating its way through a coriander plant we have in the conservatory (and it does GIANT poos). We’re wondering Angle Shades...? @MothIDUK @BritishMoths
Having been glued to CNN for the last three days, OF COURSE we missed the big reveal because we took Hattie out for a walk...🤦🏼♀️🐶 #uselection #Election2020 #electionproblems
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-WAIT!, stop. i declare i’ve won the egg and spoon race.
- but we’re still mid-race?
- also, i’m pretty sure your egg is illegal and corrupt.
- what the f**k are you talking about...?
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To be quite honest with you, he makes some very good points. 🔊
📹: Imgur user ThEtAbLeGoAt
It’s that time of year when I am at extremely high risk of turning into an actual potato #carbproblems
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Funny way to spell “the very laws and people I go running to when the state turns its attentions towards me.”
Some pretty terrible footage of our first Hummingbird Hawk Moth of the year. It’s extremely windy today and it took us by surprise (the moth, not the wind) but at least we got to see one hurrah #mothsoftwitter #hummingbirdhawkmoth
Just seen on the news that BoJo is announcing the latest shambolic u-turn down the road at a school in Coalville *gathers eggs and rotten vegetables*
Eek this is VERY exciting. Elephant hawk moth caterpillar in its final instar. No idea how it got here as we’ve nothing in the garden that they like #caterpillar #moth
You know it’s been a bad day when you have your phone to your ear and are wondering why you can’t hear the person who called you and it’s because your earphones are plugged in and are dangling on the floor #communicationproblems #hellohelloHELLO??? #isthereanybodythere
When you refuel on nature’s Haribos and then spend the rest of your run trying to niggle a blackberry seed out from where it’s stuck in your tooth #runningproblems #heloiseproblems
Yesterday I successfully logged onto our router AND enabled port clamping. I’m basically an IT genius now. #itproblems #noidea