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Offsides, you turnip!

@Heyitskarla

NHL @Canes full STM since 1998. #OGJerk #LetsGoCanes Aspiring @DroneRaceLeague pilot.

 North Carolina, USA
Joined March 2009
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I got the most amazing gift from @NicholasDRL and my friends at @DroneRaceLeague! OMG Thank You! What a surprise! I can’t wait to wear it to the next #DRLLive event! #DRL2019
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Pierre LeBrun (@PierreVLeBrun) profile picturePierre LeBrun
@PierreVLeBrun25 Jun 2023
Further to @FriedgeHNIC, Carolina working to complete a Tony DeAngelo trade which likely will be completed Sunday. Flyers would retain 50 percent on DeAngelo. Flyers would be getting a prospect from Carolina.
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Carolina Hurricanes
@Canes23 May 2023
Giveaway time! RT for a chance to win gift cards to both @HarrisTeeter and @PNCArena!
Graphic promoting a Retweet to Win contest where fans can win a $100 gift card to Harris Teeter and $100 gift card to PNC Arena

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Green cartoon dinosaur with yellow plates on his back says, “I might be in this tweet and I’m not sure if I like it or not.”

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Locked On Hurricanes 🏆 (@LO_Hurricanes) profile pictureLocked On Hurricanes 🏆@LO_Hurricanes23 May 2023
Post game analysis.
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Shadow Mewtwo! #ShadowRaids
Pokémon GO (@PokemonGoApp) profile picturePokémon GO
@PokemonGoApp22 May 2023
To help you take on Shadow Mewtwo, we’re giving away codes for Purified Gems if we reach 150k RT! To participate: Follow us on Twitter RT this post with #ShadowRaids Receive confirmation reply If we reach our target, we’ll send participants a code for Shadow Raid–themed items!
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Ohhh Will someone please think of the children? 🤣
Walt Ruff (@WaltRuff) profile pictureWalt Ruff
@WaltRuff19 May 2023
Leave "All The Small Things" by Blink-182 to Colorado or whoever wants to take credit for doing it first. I want the Caniacs to full-on adopt "Get Low" by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz as the unofficial sing-along song. Excellent showing there at the last whistle.
Lil Jon poses with the Stanley Cup in 2007.

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What time does @Bojangles open? Maybe we can get our free boberry biscuit on the way home from the game. #LetsGoCanes #CanesAfterDark.
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I haven’t even had the “playoff hockey OT late to work the next morning” talk with my new boss yet. #LetsGoCanes #CanesAfterDark
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Mike Corcoran@MikeCorcoranNHL13 May 2023
When you are sitting at a game and someone in your section is trying to start the wave.
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This is fantastic. Mark it in the history books.
Chris Jastrzembski (@Chris_Jast) profile pictureChris Jastrzembski
@Chris_Jast12 May 2023
Erik Haula becomes the 1st player in Stanley Cup playoff history to be eliminated by the same opponent in 3 consecutive postseasons while playing for 3 different teams.
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Tom Edwards@MrWorkrate10 May 2023
Hey, while you’re watching hockey, know that you can support high school hockey here in the Raleigh area! Right now, we’re unofficial “club” teams, paying out of pocket for ice time, jerseys, insurance, and other expenses. Every dollar helps! gofundme.com/f/wakefield-hig… – at Raleigh, NC

Donate to Wakefield High Hockey Team, organized by Wakefield Hockey

Wakefield High School is lucky; it has a wide variety of sports offered but one sport excl… Wakefield Hockey needs your support for Wakefield High Hockey Team

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Has she apologized to the voters who believed she would do what she said?
Screenshot of a May 2022 tweet from Tricia Cotham that says: “Now, more than ever we need leaders who will be unwavering and unapologetic in their support of abortion rights. I’ll fight to codify Roe in the #ncga and continue my strong record of defending the right to choose.#ncpol #WomensRights #SCOTUS #Mecklenburg”

ALT Screenshot of a May 2022 tweet from Tricia Cotham that says: “Now, more than ever we need leaders who will be unwavering and unapologetic in their support of abortion rights. I’ll fight to codify Roe in the #ncga and continue my strong record of defending the right to choose.#ncpol #WomensRights #SCOTUS #Mecklenburg”

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ALT text is an under appreciated art.
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) profile pictureWeRateDogs
@dog_rates26 Apr 2023
This is Vero. He felt cute. Will not delete later. 12/10
a little white maltese poses for a mirror selfie. one front paw is hooked on the outside of a phone, but the pup is looking moodily down and to the right. it’s a little blurry or smudgy, but honestly it adds to the aesthetic.

ALT a little white maltese poses for a mirror selfie. one front paw is hooked on the outside of a phone, but the pup is looking moodily down and to the right. it’s a little blurry or smudgy, but honestly it adds to the aesthetic.

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I wonder if anyone reported Little Bobby Tables.
morgan sung (@morgan_sung) profile picturemorgan sung@morgan_sung21 Apr 2023
missouri's trans snitch line is down after people spammed it with smut fics, rambling anecdotes, and the bee movie script the attorney general's press secretary said "far left activists" are "resorting to trying to hack our system" techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/mi…
Missouri trans 'snitch form' down after people spammed it with the 'Bee Movie' script | TechCrunch

Missouri trans 'snitch form' down after people spammed it with the 'Bee Movie' script | TechCrunch

Concerned citizens armed with fanfiction and the "Bee Movie" script took down a government-run website in Missouri.

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Carolina Hurricanes
@Canes16 Apr 2023
Kicking off the Playoffs with a giveaway! RT for a chance to win a #Canes and @PDQFreshFood swag pack, complete with a gift card, signed puck, and t-shirt.
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Hey! That’s us! #PokemonGOCommunityDay
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@PokemonGoApp15 Apr 2023
📸Here’s how Trainers are coming together for #PokemonGOCommunityDay!
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@Canes14 Apr 2023
BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK DIVISION CHAMPS
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I kinda feel bad laughing at him. 😂
Carolina Hurricanes (@Canes) profile pictureCarolina Hurricanes
@Canes14 Apr 2023
Ghost didn't have to do Jarvy like that 😂
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Michael Harriot
@michaelharriot9 Apr 2023
The Critical Race Theory version of the Easter Story A thread.
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Ken Jennings
@KenJennings8 Apr 2023
This "My sculpture garden of evil is NOT pro-evil" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) profile pictureJonah Goldberg
@JonahDispatch8 Apr 2023
Replying to @patriottakes
It's not a tribute to evil or something to be mocked. It's an attempt commemorate the horrors of the 20th century in the spirit of "never again." Harlan Crow is a deeply honorable, decent, and patriotic person. He's not the strawman Thomas haters are trying to make him.
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