The Shogun’s Decapitator. *Rightful* heir to the Murray’s Hair Pomade fortune. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩
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I wrote about Ka, one of the greatest writers to ever live, who inspired not just through his art but through how he lived his life.
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.@criterion this is your chance just screen record kotfm
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Every variation of the “niggas be named James” joke I’ve seen fails to capture the absurdity of the original.
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Whenever someone posts that they read a large number of books on here, people lose their minds because they want everyone else to struggle and not read like they do. And they pretend it’s a lie instead of something that anyone can do by prioritizing reading.
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People who talk about “can’t mortgage the future” rarely acknowledge how the org did a *reverse* mortgage on Steph’s present via the 2nd Timeline. They opted to draft raw prospects while a franchise legend was still here—no small factor in judging the team’s current state.
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“Landlords shouldn’t profit” isn’t the socialist position. Land, like other means of production, should be collectively rather than privately owned and managed. It shouldn’t be a commodity to be bought, sold, and hoarded at the expense of the many.
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What if 2010 tom brady ran for 900 yards also for shits and giggles
Lamar Jackson is track to have the NFL's third season with 30+ passing touchdowns and an interception percentage below one percent... the last two won MVP. 👀
🔗 stathead.com/tiny/EPISQ
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Landlords like to act as if they’re simply receiving compensation for a service when the reality is that they’re hoarding a basic need and profiting off of functional extortion - giving you an option between paying them or living on the street and pretending they’re benevolent.
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I don't think I actually posted the gatefold art I did for the Monkey Man vinyl!
Excited to share some other vinyl artwork I did earlier this year (dunno when), and would love to do more in '25
ALT Five Hijra wearing grimacing masks stand formidably in outfits that glisten. They are framed by gold cutlasses either side that drip blood into a pool at the bottom. More cutlasses appear above this pool in a teeth like motif, which combined with some bloodshot halos behind two of them suggest a grimacing face in the composition.
Today, we are thrilled to present the debut vinyl release of MONKEY MAN Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Jed Kurzel! Featuring new art by Sajan Rai and exclusive director and composer liner notes! bit.ly/4crlhuF
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i think jim brown had the record for 10 years before o.j. broke it.
o.j. had it for 11.
dickerson has had it for 40!
Yeah, that NFL rushing record from 1984 that Saquon Barkley is poised to break still means a whole lot to Eric Dickerson…
usatoday.com/story/sports/nf… via @USATODAY
