@HowlingAssDr

prostate/freak

Joined October 2026
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Whispering "It's Nerf or Nothing" while I check a patient's prostate with a foam football
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Having an existential crisis bc I can't seem to get my patients to cum when I check their prostate like I used to
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HowlingMutant
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Matthew Williams
@sonofRuth318h
Please what's this name of this plant
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THIS is why I always tell patients to take zinc and practice semen retention before their appointment. Waaaay better then normal
HowlingMutant
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Yelling “I can’t believe gay guys are into this shit huh!” to the doctor giving me my prostate exam trying to distract from the furious torrent of cum shooting out of my body
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VLAD THE INCONTINENT 🦇@americandracul13h
nohalfwaycrooks
@dulcemaccomedy16h
The sexual tension between me and everyone in the room
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Ye spoke of this
Cubixx
@JustCubixx11h
It’s so fucking disgusting when a fat bitch tries to talk to you
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SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SHIT
Eòghann Geal 🍁🇻🇦
@fiddlersgreen0318h
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Thanks for the like, "smegma cultivator"!
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If only these kids knew the level of shitposting they unintentionally pulled
Special Ops Magazine
@specialopsmag18h
Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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DONT WORRY ABOUT IT JUST DO WHAT I SAY
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@Bren_DownsJun 4
What the fuck is a peptide and why does my proctologist keep talking about them
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BARBARA! COME HELP ME HANG THE NEW POSTERS! NO, BEHIND THE PEPTIDE SHELF
Nix@TexasNixOct 26
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk17h
Replying to @SenAlexPadilla
Investigate your wiener
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Bro you can't just ask the people who already agree with you and be like SEEEE?!
hasanabi
@hasanthehun16h
it’s far more controversial to support israel than it is to support palestine!
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Wish you hadn't, Thanks!
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Finally, someone understands MY STRUGGLE
Solo@Violet_Desires19h
Saw my friends ass today, and omg it's so nice! I keep getting hard thinking about it
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Yeah bitch bc they were bad nudes
minx
@JustaMinx21h
HOLD UP NOW THAT WEASLEY LIL FUCKER ATRIOC DIDNT OFFER ME ANY MONEY FOR LOOKING AT DEEP FAKES OF ME AT LEAST HE COULD HAVE SUBBED TO MY FANSLY #ad
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The same way as the rest of us. CNC in exam room 2
Peace 💕
@PeacerayyOct 26
How do prisoners cope when they’re horny?
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jaiden@dempstrrOct 26
hitler when he's gassy: ouhh, too much viener schnitzel... im sho gassy, dis is und problem- uh oh... **BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP** NEIN, MY INTESTINES ARE ACTING UP **FBBBBLLLLRRRTTT**
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Concerning!
Big Daddy
@_B1G_D4DDY19h
Think I’m going to be a nigger for Halloween.
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I choose trick ahaha
sydney assbasket@admiralwils0nOct 26
Dressing up like a butthole for Halloween
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buddah@Westendbuddah20h
Replying to @Howlingmutant0 @Sparkie_light @RLParadoXxx
My parents already started 😔
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