✨your favorite nepo friend✨ “Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me” *smash or pass?

Joined September 2017
just went to Cracker Barrel for the first time, had a spiktacular time
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Wanna join my jam? (have sex)
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The sexual tension between me and everyone in the room
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bitches me tripping on their period (me)
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nohalfwaycrooks retweeted
It’s Monday Motherfuckers…..Somebody has your lunch money in their pocket….Time to take that shit back!
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me about anal
that backdoor shit real, i don't trust none of y'all
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Hall of fame verse, tbh.
No b*tch topped this yet
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My dad worked really hard so I could behave like a man 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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Replying to @dulcemaccomedy
I think dulce is cool af and wish @luisjgomez would book her for @StoryWarz or @LegionOfSkanks
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Complaining because she got the pint of regular’s instead of the gallon of 100’s.
Stocking up the fridge for the white boys
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Me when my friends are on stage and they’re bombing but they asked me to record
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Stocking up the fridge for the white boys
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me and my brotha
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Finally getting off the meds I had to get on while we were dating and I was being called crazy while my life was a lie and I was right. Anyway, I’m free ! Happy Friday
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new motto
treat they ass the same way they treat you
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No dude I love making memories with people who don’t care if I live or die
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sure listen to Nicole Kidman a lot for someone that will never feel like Nicole again
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I lowkey know everything but no one asks
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Little writing area
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Accepting I will always be just confetti 🎊
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