Tazaganthi

Good thing I don't wear makeup for men. I wear makeup because I want sparkly red n black eyelids and red lips

hal idgaf jordan going out and buying a dress shirt so he would look nice on his date with kerry ruins my day btw

All of these guys’ exes sound fun and like someone I’d want to hang out with too. Like each time it’s very clear I’m sitting across from the not cool half of the former couple.

Sorry to make it worse but if ur partner has a coworker thats good looking and kinda funny n has shared interests with... its lowkey over for u bc u cant win against the impending doom of building attraction for each other due close proximity 😇

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I just shaved my vagina bald for the first time in probably a year and I didn’t even know this was possible but I have STRETCH MARKS on my PUSSY

i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit

*hits blunt* just how far do them jehoshaphats be jumpin

the public has turned against will smith so drastically that they now seek to tear down even his greatest achievements

WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS FOR ME

I used to like you. I still do, but I used to, too.

Fair enough. If that is the one and only topic here, then @baileymeyers would do well to rebut that claim instead of simply calling the people who make the claim 12 year olds. That's bulverism. "I decline the motive game and resume the discussion." -- C.S. Lewis

You will never be a woman

did the women in the room turn around when matt changed into his dd suit

don't make this blow up again please please please

I know exactly who needs to hear this - there is no M in “voluptuous”