
Data Analyst, Media Publicist, Music Promotions, Artiste Management. #EsuIsNotSatan
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined November 2012
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Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
Kompany has never beaten Arteta in 3 tries.
Maresca has never beaten Arteta in 4 tries.
Diego Simeone has never beaten Mikel Arteta in 3 tries.
Marco Bielsa has never beaten Mikel Arteta in 5 tries.
Ange Postecoglou has never beaten Mikel Arteta in 5 tries.
He also has a winning record against Eddie Howe, Carlo Ancelotti, Antonio Conte, and Erik Ten Hag.
Even Klopp, who racked up wins against us when Arteta was still building the team, had only a 1 win advantage over Arteta by the time he left Liverpool (6 wins, 3 draws, 5 losses).
There's no current EPL manager with a winning record over Mikel Arteta.
Are you slow? Do you guys just like being dumb for online responses? What is wrong with you?
I don't understand people on Twitter. On a platform where you can have meaningful conversations with people from all over the world, you just decide to use it to say dumb shit with no logical backing whatsoever.
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
My Grandma fainted twice yesterday, my mum and her sisters are currently fasting and praying for God to give her long life. They pray together on the phone once daily.
My grandma is 98.
If I talk my mind I go turn witch.
Y’all please pray for my grandma.
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
... collect am say she knows as the student life be say she don marry and she get children, na once I collect am, I no look back at all 😂😂
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
I remember one day for school, I escort one post graduate go show her one building, young lady, she fine. I don conclude say I go collect number that day
As we reach the place na so she turn look me, put hand for bag commot 1k, I no gree collect na so she tell me say make I...
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
🚨🇪🇸 Getafe manager Jose Bordalas: "With all due respect, Lugano is at the level of Spain's Segunda División and they've scored 5 goals against us." 😳 (@AlvaroRamos00)
Just one week after being called to Bar, my very first client was one of my area boys, and my first assignment was to secure his bail from the NDLEA.
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
Una go dey insult, dem go return energy…you’ll now say it’s just banter😂😂😂
Insane levels of gaslighting
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
Tori €500 okudie kan poison mi ni ilorin pelu efo-riro,Olorun Joor shanu mhi lowo awon Ore Agbako!!
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
Arteta showed balls of steel to get rid of anyone who he felt stood in the way of his project. Guendouzi, Sokratis, Özil, Aubameyang to name a few. He didn’t give a fuck what anyone thought and who he was dealing with. He trusted his convictions and stuck to them.
He benched our record signing Pepe in his very first game. Eze was an unused sub in some games last season despite being his record attacking arrival.
I remember Emery freezing Ozil out and then brought him back when fan pressure was too much. That was weak management.
Other teams can try to copy Arteta’s process all they want, but you actually need to have Mikel Arteta to make it work.
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
Dear AJ, the phrase is "Gbà rànmí dẹlẹ́rù"
Let me break it down.
Gbà = Take
Rànmí (rànmílọ́wọ́) = Help me (with this load)
Di = Becomes
Ẹlẹ́rù = Owner of the load.
It literally means someone who was just asked to help with a load, who now becomes so obsessive with the load. That's why it's used for people who become so engrossed and serious with a matter that does not really concern them.
You're welcome.
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
🚨 Asake (11.44M) and Rema (10.01M) join Wizkid (15.16M) and Burna Boy (15.54M) as the Top 4 Best Selling African Acts globally.
— Via @chartmastersorg
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
This is @Daygenius on rap mode, there's a reason why he calls Odumodu a great rapper. They're on same brain cells wavelength😌
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
Some also have another way. They tell you you have HIV and give you a result. The result technically will not say you have HIV. It is the doctor that will tell you verbally. They ask you to leave. A nurse will corner you as you are leaving and tell you that there is a place that you can get solution. She gives you a number to call. You call the number and they ask you to come. The place will also not be far from the hospital. It will be a shop and it might be all those ones that sell they have “Agbo HIV”. Agbo is herbal concoction. Those ones will now start charging you, you start paying for various bullshit. The agbo man sends money he gets from you to the doctor and nurse.
After a while, when they have drained you. They will say you should come back for a test. That’s when they will say the agbo has cured the HIV.
Some also use the pastor format. The nurse corners you and tells you her pastor can help.
You should know how the thing go from here 😅
Gbemiga Not Gbenga retweeted
If it is an hospital around Mokola you did the test. They didn’t accidentally switch anything. It’s a racket. They will tell you you have HIV. Then out of fear, you will ask what can be done. They will tell you there is a supplement that can help. Thats where the extortion will start. Then they will tell you there is a cure. That’s when the real extortion will start. You cannot tell anybody. Soo you keep paying.
It is an old playbook.
When they don chop you wella, they can even introduce a cure to you for let’s say 10m or 15m. Once you pay, they give you pain reliever or any nonsense drug. And ask you to go do test somewhere else. That’s where you will know you don’t have any HIV again. You will still even call them and be thanking them even after they don scam you.
Same gimmick for penis enlargement creams and all. If you buy penis enlargement cream, you cannot call out the person that sold it to you that it didn’t work.
Welcome to my scam 101 Ted talk. 😅
Did an HIV test in 2014 and somehow the hospital staff accidentally switched my result with the man who did his test before me,I started crying immediately I saw it was positive.
My sister dey shout “They will now be using 'Ile Awon Deji to ni AIDS' to describe our house."
I had to redo the test 6 times.
Did an HIV test in 2014 and somehow the hospital staff accidentally switched my result with the man who did his test before me,I started crying immediately I saw it was positive.
My sister dey shout “They will now be using 'Ile Awon Deji to ni AIDS' to describe our house."
I had to redo the test 6 times.





























