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IcyHot Patch

@Icy_hotpatch

WIP/freelance/official spokesperson for Icy Hot Patches (kidding don't sue me) She/her

 Ohio (sorry)
Joined December 2016
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  • Followers1.8K
i opened twitter and my mom thought it was a dating app and she went "oh not him"
Alison Herman (@aherman2006) profile pictureAlison Herman@aherman200612 Jul 2023
tim robinson is an emmy nominee and his headshot is perfect
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faboolah@azninthesun22 Aug 2025
if there is a god why would He give you diarrhea from eating two pounds of cherries (His bounty) in one sitting
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gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time
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zoë@zoeloveshouses5 Aug 2025
the last living client of frank lloyd wright, roland reisley, is 101 and has lived in his flw house for 73 years. this quote from him about it made me cry
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A man holding a donkey in his lap, circa 1910s. 🫏
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I’m like if a horny guy was a girl
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mr. joshua
@pants21 Jun 2025
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dinosaur
@dinosaurs196918 Jun 2025
pickles are great...until you're in one
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mr. joshua
@pants12 Jun 2025
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as you wish (@brjork) profile picture
as you wish@brjork10 Jun 2025
a pat of butter is such a tender way to describe it
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redacted@aquariusdays1 Jun 2025
i let him hit because he’s good at the crossword
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STOLEN VALOR
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCrave20 May 2025
Kim Kardashian announces new SKIMS nipple bra with a faux piercing.
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Alex@midsmoker3417 May 2025
I’m jumping the gun this summer. I’m biting off more than I can chew. I’m barking up the wrong tree. I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash. I’m with whatever and I mean that. Rest in fucking peace outdoor boys
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mr. joshua
@pants17 May 2025
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the silent ‘p’ in raspberry feels very coquettish and leggy. like saying yoo-hoo boys
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trash jones@jzux9 May 2025
“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills
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niko@_sunpools30 Apr 2025
how it actually feels to accept the hatred and anger in your heart
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No pope rn so premarital is A-OK
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