Ify Aladi

Some of us just want to build. No interest whatsoever in marketing and talking to people everyday. That shxt is exhausting as fxck

I said this with my full chest until I could no longer endure the pain. 😂 About five days ago, I went to see a urologist. After a series of questions, we got to the part of the consultation I wasn't mentally prepared for. Doctor: "Please, take off your jeans." Me: (Reluctantly) 😭 He insisted there was no other way, so I complied. I took off my boxers too, and he asked me to walk over to him so he could examine my balls. At this point, my imagination had gone wild. I was already picturing this doctor putting my dick in his mouth and calculating the kind of beating I would give him if he tried anything funny. 😂😂 Anyway, after examining my balls, which were a little painful to touch, came the main event. Doctor: "I'll have to insert my finger into your anus to examine your prostate. It'll be slightly uncomfortable, and you may feel some pain." Me: "Haa! You mean my ass is about to get piped?!" 😭 Doctor: "It's necessary to examine your prostate." Omo! Na that moment I quickly lie down on the bed to collect my backshot. I had no choice. 😂 He applied lubricant around the entrance of my anus and inserted his finger. The finger was moving around until he finally located my prostate. Unfortunately for me, the moment he pressed it, I nearly saw my ancestors. The pain was something else! 😭😭 Apparently, my prostate was inflamed, and I was diagnosed with PROSTATITIS. I was placed on a two-month course of medication. Since that experience, I've been raining curses on all the gay men in existence, morning, afternoon and night. I can't believe I experienced this mini gayism in the name of medical examination. 😂😂 But jokes apart, guys, please take your health seriously. If you're experiencing persistent pain around your lower abdomen, groin, lower back or testicles, pain during ejaculation, or a burning sensation when urinating, please see a urologist. Not every genital or urinary problem is an STI. Sometimes, it's something entirely different. And please, don't wait until the pain becomes unbearable before seeking medical attention. Your health is more important than your pride. 😂

regular pass for moonshot is 45k. Thats 1 and a half price for Claude pro. That's a lot you can use to accelerate your growth as an entry level person than going to an event and shining teeth up and down🫠

Maybe I should have consulted an attorney, because this GTA VI contract I signed from my husband, seems a bit one sided. And what about Thanksgiving? 😂

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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.