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˗ ˋˏ ☾ ˎˊ˗ 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝔟𝔲𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔱, 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝔀𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗮𝗶𝗻’𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗺𝘂𝗱. 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙴 𝙵𝙸𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁 Species: 𝚆𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚆𝙾𝙻𝙵 Rank: 𝙰𝙻𝙿𝙷𝙰 Hometown: 𝙾𝙰𝙺𝙻𝙴𝚈, 𝙺𝙰𝙽𝚂𝙰𝚂

Considering how chatty you were after your impromptu B&E… I’m liable to believe you. I’m sorry to disappoint, but full disclosure isn’t offered as an option with the VIP passes. They do, however, come with a complimentary imitation eye patch.

Stranger than 𝘟-𝘍𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘴? Consider my curiosity piqued. Do you know what I’m hearing right now, Stiles? A fan worthy of backstage passes to the next special concert. Are you hearing the same thing?

That’s funny because Mama is the one who got me into X-Files, way back. It was one of her favorites. As for Twin Peaks… will it ruin our blossoming friendship if I admit I’ve never watched it? Me? Carrie Oakey? Doing something for 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘵? Bless your heart for thinking so.

Could’ve fooled me. Alright, who in your life exposed you to the show? Or did you go searching all by your lonesome and find it? Carrie Oakey, huh. That’s a real good one, Stiles. I might actually have to steal it. I’m assuming there’s a tragic backstory behind the eye patch?

What does a young’in like you know about a classic show like that? As appealing as that sounds, I’m pretty positive my pack would miss me a little. Although, I could start sending them postcards under an assumed name… Surely that would cover for all my normal alpha duties.

Are you talking about none other than the critically acclaimed show, X-Files? That sounds plausible, but I’m imagining this turning into more of a discreet Joan of Arc situation. Big Brother is always watching and they don’t take too kindly to national secrets being shared.

Depends on the television shows we’re talking about here. I feel like the kind of TV a person loves says a lot about them. Have the people thought about filing an official petition? Could get you a little further in your quest for answers.

Birthdays or random dates in general? If it’s the second one, I’ll be more impressed. Now Stiles. I could tell you that, but it’s classified information. I’m not certain you have the right clearance level for it.

I sure did. Look at you, paying attention to detail.

They’re actually in the shop, being touched up. I’ll have you know that ruby slippers are harder to maintain than you’d think.

Who, little ole 𝘮𝘦?

I didn’t witness anything concerning last night, although I will say that this morning would be made better by a big old cup of coffee.

I did and I have to say, it’s pretty disappointing.

Nothing beats a Kansas sunset. Not even the California ones.

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