I wrote words Danny Trejo & Jamie Foxx said. Also: Music, V.O. ⚡️ 🦋: @IngridElkner
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Are you in Melbourne and like to laugh?
I'm going to be part of a table reading for a graphic novel Nov 2nd.
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If I lived in the True Blood world, most of my friends would be vampires. I'd be hanging out at the bars they hang out in, asking for all their stories about what they experienced in history, opinions, revelations on life from having witnessed a long timespan. #fangbanger
In the same way my life is increasingly populated by neurodivergent and queer people, I'd likely know a lot of supernaturals. But probably not a many werewolves, because they remind me of Aussie footy players and theirs is antithetical to my kind.
If I was to discover I am a supernatural species, it'd probably be a witch, a siren (audience members always tell me I hypnotise them when I sing), or some sort of fae (I am down to clown and love a chatty tree). #trueblood
I just want to see the nepo babies have babies. Photocopy that photocopy. Every generation prettier, every generation more dull. A TV smoothing effect but on humans. Advanced symmetry, depleted character. Two wrongs don't make a right; two hot people make extra hot but mild.
Prime Minster of Australia can eat a bag of shit with his bare hands. He is a liar, he is letting Aus turn into a homeless slum, and he cuddles sex offenders. No wonder this country isn't safe for half its inhabitants... It's a world fit for monsters who are not fit for office.
I'm so mad Meg Ryan chose Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle. She gave up Bill Pullman!!!!! I am not too proud to go slops.
Also - this movie is totally creepy and this is the kind of romance that was normalised to me as a 10yo kid.
Best day on Instagram, what a moment. First, I'd like to thank Satan.
Hey, D. Ableaux, can we set up one of those deals? Love your work with that fiddle bro at the Xroads.
The End of Oak Street.
The end of my 💔.
David Robert Mitchell...
Created my favourite horror, my favourite thriller... made this?!! What went wrong? Too many kitchen cooks? Forced to hire wooden actors? Not allowed character development?
Audience laughed in emotional scenes.
Let's run around shouting and stay out in the open and not look around us while Triassic slaughter-machines crawl the Earth and sky!
And has a time loop movie ever been left on such a confusing end? What in the Bill Murray's front buttons was this?!!!