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Members of the Century Club, H Connoisseurs, walk-up song specialists (sans Wolf). The single greatest Fake Football League EVER created..welcome to the JAC!

Joined August 2012
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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Chicago Bears Caleb Williams (hamstring, gay) is listed as questionable for Week 3.
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Caleb Williams leaving the Bears locker room after yesterday’s game
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You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
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“Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.” 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/prod…
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Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University has designed a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. After a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
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The owners of the green dildo factory
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This sequence encompasses everything about the Cleveland Browns since their revival.
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Marvin Harrison Jr.: “THROW IT, I’M OPEN!” Kyler Murray:
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Twas the night before football, and all through the house, Vibes are high but not for my spouse. Football Thurs-Mon for 5mo straight. Good luck to the toilet on Mondays after all that I ate. Ravens & Chiefs to kick of the season, I'm hard as a rock & this is the reason. Happy 🏈
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1 week from today. #MIZ
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I never liked Taylor Dayne, maybe I judged her harshly.
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Blue Jays pitcher Tim Mayza is the Jays' bat boy today as punishment for going 4-10 in the team's fantasy football league 😅 (via @sportsnet)
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Republicans in Congress are collaborating with Dems to sneak in a bill that would hand $155 billion to illegal immigrants and corporate lobbyists. All under the Orwellian name “tax relief for families.” This is a Trojan horse. This is a misnamed bill they claim is tax relief. It is giving millions of illegal aliens welfare benefits. What can be done? Contact your representative and senator to let them know you’re watching, and vote for anti-establishment candidates — of either party — in your primaries.
Republicans are trying to sneak in a $155 billion bill that combines welfare for illegals with crony corporate tax cuts. All disguised as "tax relief for families" 🤡 Dems, of course, are only too happy to play along and fleece the voters. Welcome to America's ruling coalition: illegal immigrants and corporate lobbyists. Two parties, united ✌️
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Why does everyone want the Blumpkins to lose?
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Eagles are downgrading QB Jalen Hurts to questionable for Monday night’s game in Seattle after his sickness worsened overnight, per a source. Hurts still is harboring hopes of playing Monday night, and is traveling to Seattle separately from the team so as to try not get anyone else sick.
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These tunnels were once believed to hide religious fortunes deep in their chambers, but the real treasure is found in who - or what - created them. In 2009, a farmer was driving through his corn field in the south of Brazil when he suddenly felt his tractor sink and lurch to one side, making the vehicle shudder to a halt. Researchers came to investigate and were surprised to find a tunnel nearly 2m high by almost 2m wide and about 15m long running across the field and right under the farmer's house. Deep claw marks embedded into the walls indicated its past occupant was not human. A geologist and one of the scientists who visited the farmer's property, concluded was the work of a giant ground sloth from at least 10,000 years ago.
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In my fantasy league if you score low point for the week you have to shotgun a 24 oz beer on video before the Thursday night game Here is mine (Eagles -6)
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