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Iowa City is the greatest town in the known universe and I’ll die on that hill. I live to ski & pray for snow

Joined November 2015
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Jake Patterson retweeted
Decision Desk HQ projects Scott Colom wins the MS US Senate General Election #DecisionMade: 6:28 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Jake Patterson retweeted
The standard starts up front. @JoeMooreAward x #Hawkeyes
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Jake Patterson retweeted
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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Reporter: “Pete Hegseth says you want to see him in prison.” Rep. Thomas Massie: “ There’s no way that I would go to visit him”
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Jake Patterson retweeted
Replying to @kevinsjuts
To be honest Kevin I lost interest 3 or 4 Coaches ago. Honestly, if you look at the history of Nebraska football, we were 10-2 for Devaney/ Osborne’s 36 years. The other 101 years we are 6-4, so historically we are in that ballpark. I was fortunate to live in our winning years, probably won’t happen again real soon.
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Jake Patterson retweeted
Good evening @NCAA, I’d like to self-report all of my texts with Kyle Whittingham and Jason Beck.
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THIS JUST IN: Nebraska fires head coach Bo Pelini. Pelini posted a 67-27 record in seven years as Nebraska's coach.
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It’s such a full-circle moment. Our first game of this trip was an Iowa game, and now our last game is an Iowa game as well. We’re sitting in the visitor section, hearing the exact same chants we heard at the beginning of our trip almost two months ago. So much nostalgia already.🥹
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Jake Patterson retweeted
Final | Michigan St 15, Michigan 6
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Fact: 84% of the House districts Dems are on track to flip this year contain a Cracker Barrel, and just 59% are home to a Whole Foods. By contrast, 67% of the districts Dems flipped in 2018 contained a Whole Foods, and just 56% were home to a Cracker Barrel.
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Jake Patterson retweeted
BREAKING: Nebraska has fired its offensive coordinator Dana Holgorsen, @PeteNakos reports. on3.com/news/nebraska-fires-…
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Replying to @stillnothawkize
When I die I hope to resurrect as a Nebraska football hater. What a life that must be
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Nebraska football is the gift that continues to give
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Jake Patterson retweeted
FINAL | Nebraska 13, Illinois 24
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There is a narrow audience for this tweet, and am I squarely in it
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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Replying to @HuskerFootball
I’m pissed at my father for raising me a Husker fan
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Jake Patterson retweeted
Yeah, who cares what the American people want?
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Jake Patterson retweeted
24 straight wins - and two more means a sixth state championship. The @XavierSaints leave no doubt in a 48-9 win over Newton in the @IHSAA 4A quarterfinals. @CRXavierFB led 42-0 at halftime.
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Jake Patterson retweeted
XAVIER… YOU’RE IN 🔥 THE CHAMPS ARE BACK! XAVIER KNOCKS OUT NEWTON, AND THEY’LL DEFEND THEIR TITLE IN CEDAR FALLS! #IAfootball X #iahsfb
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If you are in line for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time when the store closes, STAY IN LINE. They have to let you buy it. It's in the constitution.
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