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The Ohio State University, OH
Joined April 2014
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Jonah Larsen retweeted
one fact that I feel like has really not penetrated the public consciousness to the extent that it should is “birds are dinosaurs.” and not in like a “they are distant descendants” way, in a “dinosaurs did not go extinct” way
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Jonah Larsen retweeted
lab cooked counterinsurgency white libs love falling for
BREAKING: The Minnesota National Guard is handing out coffee and donuts to Anti-ICE protesters in Minneapolis, after governor Tim Walz called them in to help out. The good guys!
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Jonah Larsen retweeted
“I have friends everywhere” There are more of us than there are of the fascists.
Thousands and thousands of people have poured into the streets for Minnesota general strike demanding ICE out of their state. Footage via @BTnewsroom.
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Jonah Larsen retweeted
If you’re a fan of any program outside of like the top 15 programs this is the best thing to ever happen in college football Every preconceived notion is reset. The impossible is possible. Your team can win a national championship
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Jonah Larsen retweeted
Unless you are battling substance abuse you shouldn’t be sober in your 20s. Your body is capable of literal warfare, 3 beers isn’t going to kill you. You work an office job, you’re not building the atomic bomb. Stop being a shut it. Go out. Socialize. Make memories.
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Replying to @Hersheys
@Hersheys I’ve been buying and eating Jolly Ranchers since I was a single digit age, and I’m on the verge of stopping because you’ve gone too far with your little open secret marketing strat. An entire BAG of JRs I just bought had zero green apple and only four cherry.
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I get it’s a business, but candymaking is literally the business of selling moments of happiness. Candy is neither healthy nor filling, but tasting it makes you happy for a short while. That’s literally the only reason people buy candy.
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I promise you don’t want to live to see a world where someone opening a pack of candy expects the first thing they experience to be disappointment. That will not go well for your company’s sales.
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Clemson got into the CFP last year as a conference champion ranked outside of the top 12 with three losses. And Clemson lost in the first round. But that wasn't a major problem then, right? So what's the difference? The ONLY difference now is the logo on the helmet.
"It's time to get rid of the G5 schools." @finebaum weighs in on what he would do to fix the CFP system 👀
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How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."
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I don’t care how this game finishes. The best 2 teams in the nation are Ohio State and Indiana
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order has finally been restored
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Jonah Larsen retweeted
AI will plant that fucker
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Jonah Larsen retweeted
The Big Ten Championship Game. #1 Ohio State vs. #2 Indiana. Day vs. Cignetti. Mendoza vs. Sayin. Smith and Tate. Cooper and Sarratt. Hemby vs. Jackson. Next Saturday. Indianapolis.
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1925 - 100 yrs ago this was the game program for the Buckeye v Hoosier game. Next Sat in the Big Ten Championship irs #1 Ohio State against #2 Indiana in Indy. @OhioStateFB @BigTenNetwork @bigten
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So, how about No. 1 Ohio State (12-0) vs. No. 2 Indiana (12-0) for the Big Ten title, No. 1 seed in the CFP, and the Heisman?
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Replying to @SportsCenter
Legend
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Brutus crossed out the M ❌ Then dotted the i in the snow ❄️
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sorry to lib out but for so many of us this is the very first time we cast a vote that wasn’t framed to us as “the lesser of two evils,” or some other gross excuse for democracy. we actually believed in someone, canvassed for him, and saw him…win??? like??? something…worked???
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If Ohio State wore black jerseys and everyone in the stands is wearing black, then the jerseys blend into the background. That’s the reason Penn State wears blue jerseys for the White Out
Reminder: Ohio State would like its fans to wear black this weekend. (But the Buckeyes will wear their home scarlet jerseys, fwiw)
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