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No trains for a while. I don't have time to keep up and I don't want to seem rude.

Lost Bay Florida
Joined February 2023
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Sedition. That's the plan. This is evidence not a warning proclamation.
The past few days, I got my hands on thousands of new transcripts and hundreds of recordings, thanks to leads from @SKDoubleDub33 and @iamlisalogan . You've heard that the DSA is proposing structural reforms to America, including abolishing the Senate and imposing term limits. What you not have heard is - there is an operational plan to put it all into action. If the Democratic Party sweeps 2026, then DSA will become "foot soldiers" in constant clashes with the administration to cross a "red line" or invoke a "doomsday scenario" - meaning, President Trump invokes the Insurrection Act, probably sometime in 2027. Then, a lot of coordinated responses kick off, including delegitimizing the federal government itself and handing that legitimacy to Democratic governors. 2028 then becomes a vote on whether to keep America governance as-is or to burn it all down to appease a "young and brown" demographic. The mysterious group who's been coordinating 50501, Indivisible, and coordinating the NoKings protests is called "United Democracy Alliance" and their intellectual leader is Erica Chenoweth who came up with the 3.5% rule of nonviolent regime change. Patience. I know I've hyped this more than anything else. It's genuinely the biggest discovery I've had. This is an enormous archive. This is only the beginning.
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The vocabulary is the DNA when you raise your right hand and say "I swear"
Some of y’all are surprising the absolute fuck out of me with your language lately! I must be rubbing off on you twatwaffles. I just saw one of my followers, someone who has actually told ME to watch my fucking language, turn around and call somebody a FUCKWEASEL! Now, what in the actual fuck is a fuckweasel? I have no goddamn clue, but I damn near swallowed my fucking joint laughing! I’m starting to think I’m a terrible influence on you people, and apparently my vocabulary is contagious!
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Patriotic shoutout to @MelodyBest0324! God, family, freedom, and common sense! That’s what America needs more of! A proud American who knows even the smallest voice can make a big difference! Give this patriot a follow, show some love, and let’s help this account grow! And respect the rules. NO DMs! 😂 God bless our patriots, our troops, and the United States of America!
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Patriotic shoutout to @redhottness! Everybody, meet Redhot! A proud Navy veteran, Christian, Gen X patriot, and a woman who puts America first! First and foremost, thank you for your service to this great nation! Anyone who has worn the uniform and defended our freedoms deserves our gratitude and respect. She’s a woman of faith, strong convictions, and American pride! And apparently a Razorback fan, but nobody’s fucking perfect! Now listen up, you magnificent knuckleheads! Her bio says no DMs, ever! That means don’t message her, you illiterate cockwombles! Give this amazing Navy veteran a follow, show her some love, and help her account grow! God bless Redhot, our veterans, the United States Navy, and the greatest country on Earth! Fair winds and following seas!
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Yeah, I’ve reconsidered my plans for tonight. I’m not going to jail. The food fucking sucks, the accommodations are terrible, and apparently they frown upon room service. And there’s no fucking way I’m going without weed. Eight hours is already pushing my damn limits. Fuck that. I’ll stay home, smoke my weed, mind my business, and be a law abiding asshole.
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496 followers in 15 yrs..no one thinks you’re worth following
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Happy Birthday @The1776Warriors 🎈 Hope you have an amazing day! 🥳🎂
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So far I have seen you provide this same example for every question. Do ya have anything else to provide or is this all you have as a reason for your voting choice? Russia Russia Russia You sound programmed.
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Jackass Preacher Dave retweeted
Kiddo, you voted for the vegetable Biden, than for kneepad Harris. Sit down 🤡
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Jerry Jones said there is. 🤣
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When she finishes her shift at the trailer park glory hole?
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