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Practicing Groucho-Marxist (he/him)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2017
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Coffee. Black. No sugar or cream. Damn. this sucks ass. Add sugar and cream. Wow this still sucks ass. new cup. Choccy milk. Damn. That tastes wonderful. a creamy delight.
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good morning
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“Go to Sam I Am’s. Order the fucking green eggs and ham.”
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Would you still visit me if my head was impaled upon a spike?
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Friday baby! have a lovely weekend friends
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THEY'RE EATING THIS SHIT UP
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[dapping up good King Wenceslas] damn bro I feel like haven’t seen your ass since the Feast of Stephen
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The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books. She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built. Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included. Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million. In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes. Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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getting ahead of the curve
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Team names at Asian Film Trivia -Bong Joon Hoes -Edward Yang Gang -Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Film Knowledge -Celine Song to Song directed by Terence Malick -1 Table of Five White Guys
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Just remembered Larry King asking Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein why they aren't dating lmfao
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Girl fuck you
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Protect this woman at ALL costs
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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Friday.
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