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Joined February 2020
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BAD NEWS: The democrats winning means OHIO WILL BE A STATE.
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OPEN THAT LESBIAN BAR BACK UP, BOYS!!!
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if you’re in line to give Jd Vance a swirlie in the gender neutral bathroom stay in line
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It seems we are not, in fact, Charlie Kirk
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Democrats took down AO3 to make young people so bored they had nothing to do but vote. A masterclass in politics.
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This shit better say Lake Ontario by 9AM @Google @sundarpichai
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SHE'S FROM BLEXAS, I CAN TELL
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BLUE WAVE BABY!!!!!
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this is because of the glee revival
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💯💯
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They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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In celebration of the Bluekakke, I'm gonna casually drop that i *MIGHT* have dirt on a sitting republican. It's at the state level. But... I've HYPOTHETICALLY slept with him AND his brother. 💅
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Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar
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CNN PROJECTS THAT THE MITOCHONDRIA WILL REMAIN THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
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TEXAS! TEXAS!??! TEXAS!
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Who wants to slide it in while I suck him off? 👀🍑💦 @JakeApton
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people are mad because wildwood has lgbtq representation, as if laika didn’t give us this gay icon back in 2012
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Little fact about me, it takes A LOT to upset me to the point where I'm ready to throw hands. No, like, A. LOT. It just does not happen. ... but insulting my friends for no reason... that'll fast track this process.
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