Jake Mattera (@JakeMattera) header
Jake Mattera (@JakeMattera) profile picture

Jake Mattera

@JakeMattera

‘A Soft One’ Available Everywhere

 Philadelphia
jakemattera.com
Joined February 2010
  • Tweets5.2K
  • Following820
  • Followers3.5K
Here’s my full special for free. Share it with 15 friends or something bad will happen. youtu.be/_0pg26wMXp0
Image from Jake Mattera (@JakeMattera)
14
83
17
389
PLEASE SHARE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Portland I’ll see you Sunday! And let me know if you’ve seen Jimothy recently!
3
12
1
81
2,499
Jake Mattera retweeted
Geraldo (@voiceofgeraldo) profile picture
Geraldo@voiceofgeraldoSep 21
Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
154
11,113
234
169,188
2,424,026
Just ran out of glove compartment hot dogs 😭
7
2
87
2,638
Gettin’ Hubified tn #iykyk
3
1
35
999
TGIF
Image from Jake Mattera (@JakeMattera)
19
4
1
194
4,177
Hubie season is upon us.
Image from Jake Mattera (@JakeMattera)
2
33
766
27
1
133
6,747
New Lil Stinkers ep just dropped. Anthony “the Ant” Spilotro Link below. Check it out. @mikerainey82 @jonnydelco youtu.be/_S0u2zn4MOs?is=dh4n…
Anthony “Tony the Ant” Spilotro

Anthony “Tony the Ant” Spilotro

Tony the Anthony? That’s what I thought, too. This crazy Chicago mf...

youtube.com
1
16
4,381
12 hours until TIRES: SEASON 3 is on Netflix
Image from Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke)
84
271
74
5,823
630,345
If I send this to you- you’re dangerously close to being annihilated.
Image from Jake Mattera (@JakeMattera)
5
4
1
85
3,309
Thought my local 4th of July parade was underwhelming until I learned that the parade was cancelled and I was just watching kids on electric scooters holding up traffic
2
27
1,228
Jake Mattera retweeted
Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) profile picture
Michael Rainey
@mikerainey82Jul 1
New Stinkers out now. This lil mf got me smmfh. Watch it here: youtu.be/vK2tQh6lpLk?is=OkCM…
Image from Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82)
1
3
1
36
2,416
If anybody needs me, I’ll be selling glow sticks on the White House lawn.
2
29
641
This MF
Michael Rainey (@mikerainey82) profile pictureMichael Rainey
@mikerainey82May 19
Can’t believe @JakeMattera is in cahoots with Kars 4 Kids. youtu.be/lnU9uvRe4GA?si=0_Ca…
1
18
976
Signing up for a comedy competition
Image from Jake Mattera (@JakeMattera)
20
546
Oh fuuuuuuuhhhh
Image from Jake Mattera (@JakeMattera)
25
714
I legit read this headline and thought the horse was fined. 'Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby' seattlepi.com/sports/great-w…
Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby

Great White is fine after throwing his jockey and getting scratched late from the Kentucky Derby

Great White is doing well after flipping before the Kentucky Derby, throwing his jockey and getting scratched minutes before the Triple Crown race, trainer John Ennis said. The big gray gelding who...

seattlepi.com
10
349
After all these years, maybe Joel Embiid just needed his appendix out.
1
1
10
306
Who’s ready to iGniTe the oRaNgE?
1
4
289
Jake Mattera retweeted
Taryn Hatcher (@TarynNHatcher) profile picture
Taryn Hatcher@TarynNHatcherApr 23
Replying to @WAZ_525
Babe, I will drag your ass all the way to a Philadelphia sewer and swirly you there. Don’t start with me today.
91
202
66
3,618
284,745
Load more