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‘A Soft One’ Available Everywhere

Philadelphia
Joined February 2010
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PLEASE SHARE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Portland I’ll see you Sunday! And let me know if you’ve seen Jimothy recently!
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Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation
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12 hours until TIRES: SEASON 3 is on Netflix
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New Stinkers out now. This lil mf got me smmfh. Watch it here: youtu.be/vK2tQh6lpLk?is=OkCM…
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Replying to @WAZ_525
Babe, I will drag your ass all the way to a Philadelphia sewer and swirly you there. Don’t start with me today.
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If a hotel charges me to park, I am running the water 24/7.
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Tonight’s the night! These killers are all about to murder..Come out or just buy a ticket and give it to someone ❤️🙏➡️ souljoels.com/shop/tickets/k… Also.. Go fund me link here⬇️ gofund.me/f4d458f48 FUCK CANCER🖕@SoulJoels @mikerainey82
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The Boys are putting on this benefit for me on Wed. 4/1, I am beyond humbled and grateful for all the love and support I have been receiving, come out..this is a killer lineup 💕🙏 souljoels.com/shop/tickets/k… Fuck Cancer🖕@mikerainey82 @dru_montana47 @SoulJoels @ratboyjames @jonnydelco @JakeMattera @attentionhrse @ryanlfoster_ @_Shaner_Comedy_ @johnkensil @SJPComedy
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New Durag out now with my dog @JakeMattera youtu.be/AKLrCy4xdUQ?si=mEcS…
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Just recorded 2 very fun hours of podcasts with @JakeMattera .. that guy truly gets it.
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Le go
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my wife: “don’t rile up the dog” me:
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one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel
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if ur a big dog jus know i see u n mess w u
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We destroyed beers today. Lotta guys can’t handle being a dad, alcoholic, comedian and podcaster but we can. (Didn’t realize how huge Jake’s eyeballs are in this pic) Work Force Titans forever
This is it!!! Never again. I’m so damn hung over. Why do I do this to myself?
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@JakeMattera will be joining Work Force Titans Sunday at 10am. We have things to discuss. Here’s us hanging out with our good friend Dave Attell
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I feel this was my fault. Please forgive me, @JakeMattera . You'll always be my favorite bear.🙏🙏🙏🥰🤘🤣🔥
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Ann Arbor! Come see me live Feb 20-22—aka Mistress Valentine’s Day weekend. Bring a date, your side piece, or just yourself (no judgment). I don’t know anyone in the area, so please spread the word!
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And yall thought I was tripping 😂😂😂
Run that bowl back on legit grass , the Dline SMASH that Oline I’m sorry 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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