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Sense of euphoria today. 12 months to the day since diagnosed with a nasty bundle of cancer. But 3 ops and some brilliant NHS care later, I’m clear, healthy and loving life more than ever. The message is please, please check out any symptoms as soon as you can. @CR_UK
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Keith Starver has got his snout in the trough already. #Jimxx
Word of the night, copyright of a slurring drunken man;
Loonigan.
When Lunatic & Hooligan just don't cut it.
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⛔️ The DCBL Vikings Longhouse will be closed for this Sunday's clash with Sheffield Eagles.
#COYV🧪 #WeAreWidnes
widnesvikings.co.uk/vikings-…
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Jon Wilkin ignoring the Castleford groundsman across the pitch when he’s presenting tomorrow night
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Sven-Goran Eriksson has said his final emotional goodbye and how he wants people to remember him. 😔😓
“I had a good life. I think we are all scared of the day when we die, but life is about death as well. You have to learn to accept it for what it is. Hopefully at the end people will say, yeah, he was a good man, but everyone will not say that.
“I hope you will remember me as a positive guy trying to do everything he could do. Don’t be sorry, smile. Thank you for everything, coaches, players, the crowds, it’s been fantastic. Take care of yourself and take care of your life. And live it. Bye.”🙏🏽
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Are we sure this happened? We know how professional Mick is. @TheRFL are on their way @TheGameCaller
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🟡🟢 | ALL OVER!
We go out of the @EmiratesFACup after a 2-goal half for the hosts. The Yellows had taken the lead thanks to Taylor Bowen on his full debut, but it wasn't to be, as the host took full control in the second-half.
We go again on Saturday back at the @Apec_Taxis Stadium at home against @htfc in the NPL West.
Very, very sad news. Get well soon, Bruce.
The Jam star Bruce Foxton rushed to hospital as he shares sad health news mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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Chelsea paid £20m to loan Joao Felix and he flopped.
He then went to Barcelona on loan and he flopped again.
So, Chelsea decided to sign him for £60m on 300k a week for 7 years.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The Joao Felix loan fee was £9.69m, or 11m Euros.
The total fee for Joao Felix could be up to £46m with add ons included.
skysports.com/football/news/…)%20loan%20fee%20plus%20wages.
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🟡🟢 | IT'S MATCHDAY!
@WTFC1946 vs Runcorn Linnets
Kaysey's men will travel to Wythenshawe to try and make it to the Qualifying Round of the @EmiratesFACup, where @alportfc await tonight's winner.
If you couldn't make it on Saturday, below is the link to our match report to keep you all up-to-date, ahead of tonight's clash!
Where there's a Will ... Saxon salvages second chance in FA Cup (runcornlinnetsfc.co.uk)
Understand that the RFL-NRL negotiations will mean SL clubs will become affiliated with an NRL Club. Sadly for West Tigers, they are getting Cas Tigers, and Hull FC will join up with Gold Coast Titans. Clubs will be Dual Reg partners.
Announcement impending soon.
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🏅 You voted for @LBentyy as your Man of the Match for his performance against Wakefield on Sunday
Receiving 73% of the votes 📊
A tireless shift from Benty! 👏
#COYV 🧪 #WeAreWidnes
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Watching the women's NRL & then this comes on Sky, @millsjim44 & T O'C @WidnesRL #SuperleagueSuperstars
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🔜 UP NEXT - @SheffieldEagles
💪 The Vikings take on Sheffield Eagles at the DCBL Stadium this Sunday, looking to get back to winning ways in the hunt for the playoffs!
🎫 Tickets 👉 widnesvikings.co.uk/tickets/
#COYV 🧪 #WeAreWidnes
