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Walthamstow, London
Joined April 2010
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The difference between Vance and Rubio is that both of them are going to spend eternity in hell but only Rubio realises it
The contrast in body language between Vance and Rubio here
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Did she just say nice haircut? Is this the start of a specsavers advert? #MAFS
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β€œOasis are overrated” vs β€œI’m the oasis ticket police and I’ll decide whether or not you deserve to see them” The two most nauseating people you’ve met battling it out for interactions
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Another day of not being entirely embarrassed by the British government. Still getting used to this, it’s weird.
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The problem Sunak has is that he’s reached the stage where anything he says or does comes across as idiotic or annoying, like in the dying days of a relationship where everything you do annoys your partner. β€œOh, you’re brushing your teeth now, are you? God, you’re pathetic.”
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This post pretty much sums up what's wrong with our political system. If it doesn't change, we'll never get anywhere. Most of the British public is more centre ground than people realise; we just want solutions to lifes problems.
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There are two types of dickhead. Those that as they move out of pubity, reflect on their younger self and decide to be a better person and adjust accordingly. Then there are lifers who will always be dickheads, although sometimes they progress to cunt status.
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Double strength squash has been around long enough that it should now be the standard, and other squash should be called half strength.
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Charisma opens the door, talent gets you invited into the room, and character keeps you there.
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Male TV chefs; they are not "bad boys", they are just ingredients you happen to like.
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OUT NOW!!!!πŸ™Œ My new single β€œParalysed With Happiness” is out everywhere! Thank you again to @jamiecopilot for jumping on this one with me, I couldn’t be happier with how it came outπŸ€™ . . . #newmusic #music #love #pwh #dance #synthpop #pop – at Bracknell, England
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those for whom BOC stands for Blue Γ–yster Cult and those for whom BOC stands for Boards Of Canada.
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Woman finds homework assignment for a balsa wood project in kids bag at 8pm on a Sunday night
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Sorry if I haven’t been more clear on this issue, happy to clarify. I also think Prince Andrew should not play for Manchester United.
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I have a house filled with interesting books. Truth is, social media has totally fucked my concentration span and I've not been able to finish a novel for a decade.
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Donald Trump has hired Wayne Rooney to play all the parts of his defence team.
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I voted for Brexit because I have a 50p coin that commemorates joining the EEC and I wanted to see if leaving would increase its value. It's worth Β£5 now.
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There is no need to have a debate on Gary Lineker. Two words - β€˜Andrew Neil’ - means this is an open and shut case. The BBC allowed its main politics presenter to run a hard right magazine, and espouse right wing opinions on social media. There’s nothing more to say on this!
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If I need something out the loft and it costs less than Β£20 I just order another off Amazon.
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A couple of years ago my dad was dying of cancer, a few days before he died he told me what songs he wanted playing at his funeral. I forgot what he said and just made some up.
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