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Designer. Slightly obsessed with taking photos of our adopted dog, Austin.

Austin, TX
Joined June 2008
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Actually I will not stop posting this series
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Fleishman is In Trouble should come with a huge warning for those of us who get motion sickness.
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We stop them by winning political power.
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Janel Simms retweeted
So… apparently Texas has passed some asinine anti-abortion law where private citizens can claim a fucking bounty for spying on their neighbours, and someone setup this site to take reports from anyone on which women to persecute prolifewhistleblower.com
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Yeah, the Trump Mob was bad but it's not like they knelt during the national anthem.
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If Senate Republicans fail to convict Donald Trump, it won't be because the facts were with him or his lawyers mounted a competent defense. It will be because the jury includes his co-conspirators.
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You guys are quick.
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2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign. 4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a multiyear probe. 432,541 Covid deaths plus deadly Capitol riots thanks to Trump’s malevolence: They cheered, and want America to move on.
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Janel Simms retweeted
Fauci moods: Biden briefings vs. Trump briefings
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Nice tweet Sen. Cruz! Quick question: do you also believe the Geneva Convention was about the views of the citizens of Geneva? Asking for everyone who believes US Senators should be competent and not undermine our elections to incite insurrection against the United States
By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

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Janel Simms retweeted
10:30 - drop off dry cleaning 11:00 - Joe's thing 2:00 - swing by the post office
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Sure, President Trump incited an act of terror at the Capitol, but one time Obama used a selfie stick in the White House
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Janel Simms retweeted
On the LEFT: #BLM protesters protecting a cop who got separated from his squad. On the RIGHT: #MAGA rioters beating a cop to death with American flags, metal bars, and crutches. So who really does #BackTheBlue ??? #KopKillingKonservatives
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Capitol during Capitol BLM protests today
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America spends $800 billion a year on defence and allows a shirtless guy in a Viking helmet storm the chamber of their Senate unharmed.
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fucking disgrace.
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Janel Simms retweeted
I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment. Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from office by the United States Senate. We can’t allow him to remain in office, it’s a matter of preserving our Republic and we need to fulfill our oath.
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This is domestic terrorism. Stop calling it protesting.
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but her fucking emails, am I right
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