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Not interested. Sometimes I'm funny. Armed and dangerous. I have an affection for tall dead guys. Dog defender. @JohnnyRiggs9 is buried in my backyard.

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Joined April 2011
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โ€œI love that for youโ€ is the new โ€œbless your heart.โ€
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January James-Riggs retweeted
You must have me confused with someone interested in your opinion.
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You can be fucked out of a bad mood, this is just science
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Just finished putting my 25 foot tall Christopher Columbus lawn decoration on my front lawn
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January James-Riggs retweeted
I think itโ€™s time to bring back sword fights.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
my hands in your hair pulling you into the fire
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Why go to therapy when you can drink coffee and buy books as a little treat to fill the void inside.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Sandals girl summer is outโ€ฆ fuzzy socks girl fall is in.
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Iโ€™ll play with your hair. Iโ€™ll tell you how smitten I am with you. Let me show you how easy you are to love.
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If being in your pjโ€™s by 8pm is wrongโ€ฆ. Then I donโ€™t want to be right.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Be the reason the judge declares a mistrial.
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Itโ€™s my woodchipper and Iโ€™ll throw in some body parts if I want to.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
a kiss between songs
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Younger people might not know this, but before social media, we didn't have to listen to crazy people. At all.
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Words are not fucking violence Violence is violence
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The nice thing about AI is now I barely know what anyone is talking about and itโ€™s easier to ignore them
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January James-Riggs retweeted
I donโ€™t want to sound dramatic, but I might have to challenge you to a duel.
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You know whatโ€™s better than one coffee? More coffee.
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January James-Riggs retweeted
Iโ€™m probably going to die trying to pet something that doesnโ€™t want to be pet.
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Some aches donโ€™t ask to be healed. They just want someone who knows where to find you when you go quiet
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