
I get suspended a lot. Locked in @januaryjames’s old refrigerator on the porch. I used to be verified.
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Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 retweeted
Someone said “I miss when the internet was a library instead of a store”
I felt that deep in my Millennial soul
Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 retweeted
Blue/Red makes no difference to me as long as it makes some of you shut the fuck up for two years
Listen
All the liberal folks who won tonight: Americans aren’t permanently on any team politically.
Just take care of all Americans and folks won’t care what color dress or tie you wear.
Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 retweeted
Lots of Security incidents today, here's some practical tips for those who just wanna protect yourself:
1) UPDATE EVERYTHING - main targets are:
a) Browsers - Chrome, Safari, Firefox
b) OS: : Settings -> General -> software update; Linux: sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade; Windows: I think there's a button. Do this for any remote home servers & Openclaw/hermes boxes
c) Phones: Update it all
d) Desktop apps (Slack, Cursor, Discord, etc)
2) Limit web browsing this week: Stay within walled gardens (twitter, youtube, etc); don't click random links this week. Just wait until the patches go through. Do step 1 again after a week.
3) Avoid untrusted Wifi networks until your devices are updated
4) Stay vigilant about phishing emails offering "certificate fixes" or fraud updates
5) Have an iPhone 11-16? TURN BLUETOOTH OFF for the time being until apple patches come through.
6) Code/Dev: UPDATE ALL YOUR REPOS - @charliermarsh has already updated uv 0.13.4 which reacts to the eMudra incident for uv (Python), Typesript according to Claude has equivelant. Tell your agents to go and update all your active repos to update package manager across uv, npm, bun, cargo, etc etc
What advice did I miss?
Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 retweeted
I just wanna build my own home in the middle of the woods & be left the fuck alone
Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 retweeted
Interviews are like: if you want this introverted engineering role, first you have to prove that you are really good outgoing salesperson
Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 retweeted
Being a grownup is knowing you don’t need to upgrade your IPhone just because there’s a new one
Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 retweeted
You can never really *own* earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together
Johnny Riggs 🐊🌵 retweeted
If I ever win a billion dollar lottery I'm buying the internet and turning it off
















