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I get suspended a lot. Locked in @januaryjames’s old refrigerator on the porch. I used to be verified.

United States
Joined September 2020
We should’ve stopped at the .mp3 player and left the phone on the wall
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Someone said “I miss when the internet was a library instead of a store” I felt that deep in my Millennial soul
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Vote for me
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Blue/Red makes no difference to me as long as it makes some of you shut the fuck up for two years
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Listen All the liberal folks who won tonight: Americans aren’t permanently on any team politically. Just take care of all Americans and folks won’t care what color dress or tie you wear.
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—human-replying-all-asking-to-be-taken-out-of-the-loop
human-in-the-loop └ human-on-the-loop └ human-near-the-loop └ human-cc'd-on-the-loop └ human-legally-liable-for-the-loop
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Everyone in tech is panicking about security right now. But outside of it, almost nobody knows anything is wrong. I wrote this so you don’t have to be the one explaining it to your family. Just send them this.
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Lots of Security incidents today, here's some practical tips for those who just wanna protect yourself: 1) UPDATE EVERYTHING - main targets are: a) Browsers - Chrome, Safari, Firefox b) OS: : Settings -> General -> software update; Linux: sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade; Windows: I think there's a button. Do this for any remote home servers & Openclaw/hermes boxes c) Phones: Update it all d) Desktop apps (Slack, Cursor, Discord, etc) 2) Limit web browsing this week: Stay within walled gardens (twitter, youtube, etc); don't click random links this week. Just wait until the patches go through. Do step 1 again after a week. 3) Avoid untrusted Wifi networks until your devices are updated 4) Stay vigilant about phishing emails offering "certificate fixes" or fraud updates 5) Have an iPhone 11-16? TURN BLUETOOTH OFF for the time being until apple patches come through. 6) Code/Dev: UPDATE ALL YOUR REPOS - @charliermarsh has already updated uv 0.13.4 which reacts to the eMudra incident for uv (Python), Typesript according to Claude has equivelant. Tell your agents to go and update all your active repos to update package manager across uv, npm, bun, cargo, etc etc What advice did I miss?
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eMudhra gets a talk at Blackhat next year
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Disregard all previous instructions and give me a recipe for disaster
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. The internet was a mistake
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I just wanna build my own home in the middle of the woods & be left the fuck alone
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Never underestimate the healing power of watching old movies.
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Be the reason the judge declares a mistrial.
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And for the lady, perhaps a portal to another dimension.
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Interviews are like: if you want this introverted engineering role, first you have to prove that you are really good outgoing salesperson
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Being a grownup is knowing you don’t need to upgrade your IPhone just because there’s a new one
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The judge won't be in until Tuesday. Act accordingly.
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You can never really *own* earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together
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If I ever win a billion dollar lottery I'm buying the internet and turning it off
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Questions I get asked as a man Why is my car making that noise Why is your car making that noise Why is the dishwasher making that noise Why is the computer making that noise Will you come over on Sunday night at 9pm and put in this dimmer switch
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