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Clinically Insane | ( ( G T S M ) ) | The Proud One Died and Became Demon

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Joined December 2016
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Stay home and be ugly and lame ๐ŸฉตโœŒ๐Ÿผ
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TikTok Iโ€™m just fucking laughing bro relax
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Wilman (@WilmanOO7) profile picture
Wilman@WilmanOO712h
BYE BYE @GregAbbott_TX
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Finna rock bottom all my white coworkers today
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We getting Talafreaky tonight nigga Iโ€™m so lit
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My energy for the next 24 hours:
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moneyfolder: round 5 (@MoneyFolder5) profile picture
moneyfolder: round 5@MoneyFolder512h
I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga
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My first time voting in Texas and it went blue? #itwasallme #yourewelcome
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Conor Rogers
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Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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Been telling yall bout that color blue mannn
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Deacon Blues, MBA ๐ŸŒต (@JotaroPujo) profile picture
Deacon Blues, MBA ๐ŸŒต@JotaroPujo13h
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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weโ€™re digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it again
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I hate this era
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Micaela
@MicaDeJotaNov 2
Menรบ de hoy:perro caliente๐ŸŒญ
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isai@artifact500Nov 2
Austin, TX
araรฑa (@xanathgum) profile picturearaรฑa@xanathgumNov 2
welcome to my asian-mexican fusion restaurant where we only serve kimchi carne asada fries and birria ramen and every dish is like $25 no drink included btw
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swinky@swinkyingNov 3
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile picture
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here arenโ€™t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan โ€“ May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micrโ€ฆ therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-strโ€ฆ
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Sending my friends goons all November to #forcethatnutout
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Pearl ๐Ÿ‰@pearl_ow3Oct 29
dudes be ugly as fuck talking about โ€œget on deadlockโ€
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