Tennis Director. Parody.
Joined January 2014
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Took down 4th place in The Marathon for 30K, also known as 1.5% of a @Sherman_FFB. Been a fun Best Ball season. See you all in the Playoff Best Ball streets. Shoutout @goblore_dfs for taking 1st in the contest.
Democrats first order of business: Change “On a scale of 1 to 10” to “On a scale of McDaniel to Coen.”
Same odds as receiving a $5000 check from Trump.
One reply with 0 likes after 24 hours wins a $1,000 Sports Legend Pack.
We will select the winner tomorrow at 3pm ET. Must be following @UnderdogRips to be eligible for the prize.
Good luck 🫡
It’s so funny watching a bunch of ultra wealthy people on TV say the voters are all wrong and the economy is actually amazing.
You have to respect the grift. It’s true — for just the ultra wealthy — it’s been a great economy.
While literally everyone else gets fucked over.
Jewish McCaffrey retweeted
If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
211 without using any points from my top two picks is pretty crazy (Jeanty, London). Who’s got a higher scoring underdog best ball team this week?
Jewish McCaffrey retweeted
That 132 million dollar DK Metcalf contract is money could have gone to Israel.
Just remembered how sick a 5 game NFL slate will be for Thanksgiving this year. I’ll have to come out of draft retirement for one day. A little bird told me @DraftKings may launch a few draft games contests for Thanksgiving 👀.
