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Joined September 2020
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Conan understood Hot Ones completely
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that’s the thing with the modern GOP, they’re mentally deficient at a Three Stooges level AND evil
🚨 DEVELOPING — Texas Senate Republicans will reportedly meet this afternoon to discuss stripping the newly elected Democratic lieutenant governor of legislative powers and electing a Senate majority leader, per @quorumreport.
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1. Convince Roy Cooper to run in NC 2. Finally unseat Susan Collins in Maine 3. Hope Sherrod Brown can pull off a comeback in Ohio 4. Somehow win Texas? Get Peltola to run in Alaska? 🤷‍♂️ teapawt.org/nick_field90/status/18…
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baby that’s a BLUE Ridge
honestly nothing fills me with more hope and light tonight than blappalachia
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Incredible mobile design is happening on the latest Starbucks app
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ruthkanda forever
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America hasn’t libbed out this much since ‘08
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This hellsite’s algo already promoting bot accounts reporting polling bullshit before polls are even closed
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The devil works hard but Elon and the Russian bot farms work harder on this platform
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Some photos from nyc this weekend, i really do love these results
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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Do you think Keith is an AMC A-Lister just to see her
EXCLUSIVE: Keith Urban 'misses Nicole Kidman and still loves her' 🔗 trib.al/bncaxF1
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Didn’t know Steve-O was playing for the Brewers
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’ Christian Yelich on this: “You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.” (Via @JeffPassan)
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Obama is phone in hand still sitting in that chair where they had him film 200 endorsements back to back
Someone’s making some phone calls to get everyone in line. Good.
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Not kidding it’s one of the top 10 film performances of all time
Since we’re revisiting Oliver Reed on the timeline, I want to revisit just how insanely good he was here in his final performance
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Has Tony Kushner considered an Angels in America pt 3
Trump: They force meat down his throat. Aaauuughhhh uuhhhhhghhh
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My bank account when I’m telling people I’m “saving money”
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One of the funniest rug pulls in Fox News history. What a leg
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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2 week work trip coming to an end. Promptly following that up with a weekend trip just for fun 🤡
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Good thing his dad isn’t the one running for Senate
Abdul El-Sayed's father is board member of charity accused of funneling cash to Saddam Hussein trib.al/EdcDCH8
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Billy Wilder: “An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.” #screenwriting
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