So here it is. My 200,000th tweet. I’ve used this account properly for 11 and a half years now. I’ve met some beautiful people through Twitter. Some of my closest friends. Yes, you get the occasional twat, but they’re FAR outweighed by the good guys. #Tweet200k

So we’re at the point now where if someone doesn’t like a writers work they compare it to generative AI? Sorry but no, even the worst art created by people is streets ahead of what an algorithm can produce. Because it stems from human experiences and emotions, Be better folks.

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I need the Ghosts movie to absolutely pulverise Ali G at the box office this weekend, It’s smart, funny, moving and thrilling, without a hint of nastiness or punching down,

I’d legit mix it up. Break up the groups,

“Nations sweetheart” Rochelle taking the side of a manipulative, coercive controlling abuser? Quelle Surprise…. #BBUK

Tricky one this. RTD2 had higher highs (The Well, Boom), but lower lows (Nothing in the history of anything ever is as bad or misjudged as The Interstellar Song Contest - not even Nikola Tesla’s Night of Terror).

Gaslighting cunt needs to go.

FairPlay to Big Brother for stepping in on that at the end. But why isn’t anyone in there actually dressing Omar down for it? #BBUK

Wouldn’t normally do this but this individual paid for Twitter so clearly wants engagement. Using a mobility aid indicates absolutely nothing except that a person needs said mobility aid. If anyone could translate this into grunts for this individual that would’ve appreciated.

Bloody love her.