Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson) profile picture

Creator of things: code, puns, sage advice, unsage advice, fun and games, and crazy concepts.

Joined January 2013
Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)Photo by Jonathan B. Thompson (@JonBThompson)
THREAD I will lose many friends over what I'm about to say. I will possibly be called a racist or even a white supremacist (even though I'm a brown man, who's been beaten to a pulp by neo-Nazis wearing steel toed boots). But maybe, just maybe, the fact that I am getting 100% of
1,370
6,199
2,586
15,685
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
RT if you’ve ever compiled a Linux kernel. Favorite if it needed to be recompiled because you missed a driver :)
94
1,138
130
1,697
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
Fourteen copies of Neelix, and a Quark.
1
1
3
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
The 3rd and final part of "Advanced SwiftUI Animations" is now out. We explore AnimatableModifier, the most empowering protocol of the series. Since this concludes the topic (for the moment), I'll appreciate every retweet. Thks😉swiftui-lab.com/swiftui-anim… #SwiftUI #iOSDev #SwiftLang
1
59
2
151
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
You've got a problem, so you write some Modern C++. Now you've got std::vector<std::shared_ptr<Problem>> p = {original_problem, std::make_shared<Problem>()};
18
117
9
536
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
IBAction is an anagram for IBaconIt
1
1
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
Este gif me pudo.
702
60,859
3,057
93,976
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
If I ever get a pug that I name Annie I am going to drive it nuts by going. "Annie are you okay? You okay? You okay? Are you okay Annie?"
3
1
10
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
The accepted 'laws of physics' which most scientists agree describe or govern the behavior of the cosmos, do not, of course, apply to goats.
356
14,017
1,352
24,027
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
This just in on Cassini's rings #MarchForScience #MarchForScienceLA
1
36
2
114
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
This is the best internet video I've ever seen
2,594
115,829
14,906
170,162
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
"How long it takes to complete a task" - I'm afraid It's accurate 😱Seriously afraid.
1
1
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
the turkey takes his mask off it's edward snowden obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now
35
3,463
82
8,142
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
1
41
58
LOL. Made my day.
13
1,387
92
1,736
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
As a followup to Mastering Programming, I filled out the 80/15/5 time allocation strategy: facebook.com/notes/kent-beck…
2
42
78
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
Well that's one way of doing it 😆😂 #DontTryThisAtHome @YRP
1
5
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
Human, to Alien: Why are you invading Earth? Alien: Bugfixes and improvements.
3
2
Jonathan B. Thompson retweeted
My son today: Son: “Daddy, what’s 1+1?” Me: “…2.” Son: “No… 11.” Ladies and gents, we have a future JavaScript programmer in our midst.
19
846
1
1,265