Trying to be a stand up in Cornwall, show off, love comedy, Chatabiscuit.

Newquay, England
Joined May 2011
Started watching #Dark again this week, god it’s good. Best thing on @Netflix by a country mile. Season one ep three just consumed.😍
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Honestly thinking about making an account called George Bobby and shouting at a few hotels, then I’ll get money sent to me so I can live in luxury, sound familiar @TRobinsonNewEra @RealDannyTommo , admittedly it’s not working out great for the middle class boat stabber. #idiots
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Awaits abuse from the great mask wearing ,ahem, ‘hard men’, who want to, cough, ‘protect are women’ 😂🤣
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Fred and Rose Grift.
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First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!! Just RT for a chance to win it!! I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀
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Nathan shouldn’t be on this season, I like him but his constant threats of aggression towards Joe and his undeniable lack of professionalism this season can’t be ignored. Moaning at Joe and cooper for looking at each other🤷‍♂️I like him but enough’s enough. #belowdeckmed
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Unbelievable Coincidences
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Now Fleetwood has dropped away surely the world is cheering on Si Woo Kim! #TheOpen
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Patriot @RealDannyTommo ex wife, you expect these men to protect your women and children when they beat their own up? He plied a telford rape gang victim with drugs and alcohol to try and have sex with her. They’re just after your money, grifting scumbags. RETWEET & SHARE!!!
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🚨Allegedly Adam Brooks AKA @EssexPR has removed all reference to Ryan Bridge and Ben Cullen from his X account. Wonder why? Oh and don't repost this pic, it makes Adam very, very angry!
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Watched some @usopengolf yesterday and sat watching it now, has a major event had so few spectators? Bar Covid obviously. What’s the reason for this @PGATOUR it looks poor. #usopen #golf
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Still the greatest dance video the worlds ever seen.
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I’ve no real idea why on earth I’m still watching #From, I think it’s like the walking dead in that I’ve watched too much to just give up, but it really is just losing itself. Wondered if we will get another season or will it just be cancelled, just can’t see it ending well.
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My @taskmaster wish list for series 23- 1- David Earl @chatabixcharts 2- @Dawn_French 3- Harry Hill 4- Harriet Dyer 5- @BigTomD So come on, @AlexHorne and Greg Davies, get them signed up! #Taskmaster
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He's a trillionaire who spends every day on this app trying to start a race war and incite riots. Imagine having all that money and still behaving like an incel living in his mum's basement.
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Before they filmed a single scene of Dark, the two people who made it already knew how the whole story ended, three seasons away. They wrote the ending first and spent 26 episodes building back to it. Nothing feels like filler because almost nothing was invented along the way. The show even runs on a single number: 33. Every time it jumps to a new year, it jumps exactly 33, from 1953 to 1986 to 2019 to 2052. The writers set that clock in the first hour and never broke it. One man, Baran bo Odar, directed all 26 episodes, and his partner Jantje Friese has a writing credit on every one. A single director and one lead writer across a whole show is rare at this scale, and a big reason it never loses its grip. The story follows 72 characters across six different time periods. The same character is often played by three different actors at three different ages, picked to look like one face aging over a lifetime. Names get passed down the family tree on purpose, so you are never quite sure who is whose parent. The creators always knew where it had to end. They just kept moving the pieces until it got there. The same care went into the look. The crew spent six months in the forests near Berlin through winter, in real cold and near-constant rain, so the cast stayed wet and shivering for most of it. They shot on the Alexa 65, a top-end movie camera usually saved for big films, because it can capture near-total darkness and still hold detail in the shadows, so the picture stays pitch black without becoming a muddy smear. The cave scenes were filmed in an actual cave in central Germany. In a town painted almost entirely grey, a single yellow raincoat became the one spot of real color your eye could lock onto in any era. The final season went further still. To build a mirror version of the world, the crew flipped every set, so staircases curved the other way and doors moved to the opposite wall, and they reprinted the books on the shelves so the spines read backward. Then they had the actors do it all left-handed, reaching for handles with the wrong hand, which the director admitted was strange and clumsy to shoot. They wrapped just before the pandemic and dropped the finale on June 27, 2020, the exact day the world ends inside the story. The reviews matched the ambition. Season two sits at a perfect 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, the first and third at 90 and 97, and the series holds an 8.7 out of 10 on IMDb from more than half a million people. That unbroken wall of green in the screenshot comes from one choice made before filming began: lock the ending first, then build all 26 episodes to reach it.
All green. No filler. This is how you cook a legendary series. 🔥
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