Trying to be a stand up in Cornwall, show off, love comedy, Chatabiscuit.

Newquay, England
Joined May 2011
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Fred and Rose Grift.
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First @McLarenF1 signed golf bag giveaway!! Just RT for a chance to win it!! I’ll pick one winner on Monday 17th September… 🍀
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Unbelievable Coincidences
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Patriot @RealDannyTommo ex wife, you expect these men to protect your women and children when they beat their own up? He plied a telford rape gang victim with drugs and alcohol to try and have sex with her. They’re just after your money, grifting scumbags. RETWEET & SHARE!!!
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🚨Allegedly Adam Brooks AKA @EssexPR has removed all reference to Ryan Bridge and Ben Cullen from his X account. Wonder why? Oh and don't repost this pic, it makes Adam very, very angry!
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He's a trillionaire who spends every day on this app trying to start a race war and incite riots. Imagine having all that money and still behaving like an incel living in his mum's basement.
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Before they filmed a single scene of Dark, the two people who made it already knew how the whole story ended, three seasons away. They wrote the ending first and spent 26 episodes building back to it. Nothing feels like filler because almost nothing was invented along the way. The show even runs on a single number: 33. Every time it jumps to a new year, it jumps exactly 33, from 1953 to 1986 to 2019 to 2052. The writers set that clock in the first hour and never broke it. One man, Baran bo Odar, directed all 26 episodes, and his partner Jantje Friese has a writing credit on every one. A single director and one lead writer across a whole show is rare at this scale, and a big reason it never loses its grip. The story follows 72 characters across six different time periods. The same character is often played by three different actors at three different ages, picked to look like one face aging over a lifetime. Names get passed down the family tree on purpose, so you are never quite sure who is whose parent. The creators always knew where it had to end. They just kept moving the pieces until it got there. The same care went into the look. The crew spent six months in the forests near Berlin through winter, in real cold and near-constant rain, so the cast stayed wet and shivering for most of it. They shot on the Alexa 65, a top-end movie camera usually saved for big films, because it can capture near-total darkness and still hold detail in the shadows, so the picture stays pitch black without becoming a muddy smear. The cave scenes were filmed in an actual cave in central Germany. In a town painted almost entirely grey, a single yellow raincoat became the one spot of real color your eye could lock onto in any era. The final season went further still. To build a mirror version of the world, the crew flipped every set, so staircases curved the other way and doors moved to the opposite wall, and they reprinted the books on the shelves so the spines read backward. Then they had the actors do it all left-handed, reaching for handles with the wrong hand, which the director admitted was strange and clumsy to shoot. They wrapped just before the pandemic and dropped the finale on June 27, 2020, the exact day the world ends inside the story. The reviews matched the ambition. Season two sits at a perfect 100 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, the first and third at 90 and 97, and the series holds an 8.7 out of 10 on IMDb from more than half a million people. That unbroken wall of green in the screenshot comes from one choice made before filming began: lock the ending first, then build all 26 episodes to reach it.
All green. No filler. This is how you cook a legendary series. 🔥
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The rioters, kneelers and flag shaggers won't like what this fella (Roadman2Realman_2) has to say on TikTok. Well said lad.
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The new grift has begun, and it looks like there could be riots outside Southampton Police station this evening because Tommy Robinson has told his supporters to go there at 6 pm.
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Retweet for a chance to win! We are giving away 4 Sproston Bags - signed by me 🤘 They will be available to order from our online store from 10am Friday May 29th to 11pm Monday June 1st (winners announced 9am Friday) - each bag comes with a pair of Sproston socks too
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Big up @chowermusic, he was brave to film this on Tommy Robinson's far-right march. It's also 🔥
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🚨🇬🇧 Oi Oi Dave, are we saving the kids, are we? 🤣🤣
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And just like that, the very wealthiest party in the U.K. backed by foreign billionaires is supported by the very poorest members of society who dislike foreigners. You couldn’t make this shit up.
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Fuck AI. THIS. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 GENER8ION “STORM” #YungLean
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WHAT A TURNAROUND! 🤯 BRAD PAULS STOPS SHAKIEL THOMPSON! #ItaumaFranklin | Live NOW on DAZN ▪️
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It's time to see past our differences and remember what connects us. When we realise where our strength lies - in each other - that's when change happens. Join us - join.greenparty.org.uk
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