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My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings.
Pay teachers more
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Don’t you get it? There IS no Don’t Worry Darling. All of this is the movie. The trailer, the feuds, the relationship, the custody papers, the press, spitting on Chris Pine, kissing Nick Kroll, all of this is the movie
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daniel radcliffes agent: hello harry potter
daniel radcliffe: hello
agent: would you like to be in a movie
daniel radcliffe: is it very strange
agent: yes
daniel radcliffe: then yes
agent: when can you get here
daniel radcliffe: i’m in your yard climbing trees as we speak
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Just cruisin' to lo-fi beats around Sesame Street. 🐛 🛹 #StreetArt
🖌: @AndreasProvoost
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The man on the left is Christopher Wray.
He is the Head of the FBI.
He is currently searching Trump's residence at Mar-a-Lago.
He was appointed in 2017, by Donald Trump.
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Stewart: Oh wow, if that’s the case, that may be more pathetic than them fist bumping after denying health care benefits to veterans
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Josh Hawley running away to a variety of soundtracks.
Pt. 1: Chariots of Fire #January6thCommitteeHearing
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"the tallest 'peaks' in this image are about 7 light-years high." how am i supposed to just go on with my day
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A baby went to a 4th of July parade & left an orphan. The way we’re living in this country makes zero sense..




























