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Jordan Short 🌐

@JordanDShort

Visual artist, art director, and brand strategist creating for great people and brands.

 Nashville, TN
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Joined July 2009
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Reid Parker@ReidParker_19 Dec 2022
My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings. Pay teachers more
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please don’t quote me the price when i haven’t got the time
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true apologies involve changed behavior
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“mom, I need nighttime relief.” – my six-year-old after seeing a nyquil commercial
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we're here but should we have come?
a quick reminder from ur friend bo
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@JPHilllllll2 Nov 2022
Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant
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the irony
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@netflix7 Oct 2022
Welcome to the last Blockbuster on Earth. From the writers of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Superstore and the creator of Happy Endings comes Blockbuster, a new comedy starring Randall Park and Melissa Fumero. Premieres November 3.
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nature is healing
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@CBSNews1 Oct 2022
Facebook parent Meta is cutting staff for the first time in its history, according to multiple media reports. cbsn.ws/3dYSeXk
Meta is laying people off for the first time in its history

Meta is laying people off for the first time in its history

With its stock down 60% this year, Meta is cutting costs as it tries to convince investors that its Metaverse pivot will succeed.

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making friends as an adult
floating like a cannonball
gestalt: something that is made of many parts and yet is somehow more than or different from the combination of its parts been thinking a lot about how to create/achieve this in more areas of my life
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hadn't been told to *make the logo bigger* in quite a while but it happened again this week soooo glad to know i still got it
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from the studio that brought you *she knighted me in secret* comes *i declassified them in my mind*
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graham crackers and nutella. that's it. that's the tweet
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monarchy experts pls explain
jumbs0r (@Jumbso) profile picturejumbs0r@Jumbso9 Sep 2022
how can he be charlie iii when they're already up to charlie xcx
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buying
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@Criterion8 Sep 2022
We're proud to announce our first collaboration with @Pixar: WALL•E (2008), directed by Andrew Stanton, entering the Collection on 4K this November! criterion.com/films/33246-wa…
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help a girl out
Catherine Short (@ashortblonde) profile pictureCatherine Short@ashortblonde7 Sep 2022
So how does one get their @facebook account back after it was “flagged” for violating community standards. It’s saying it’s been too to review despite it being under review?? I’m literally in outlander book club groups and mom pages where we share about nap schedules?!
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Frankie@FrankiesYourFav6 Sep 2022
Don’t you get it? There IS no Don’t Worry Darling. All of this is the movie. The trailer, the feuds, the relationship, the custody papers, the press, spitting on Chris Pine, kissing Nick Kroll, all of this is the movie
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