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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

Joined May 2013
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Sometimes I affect a slight limp in the office. Then on my way back from wherever I was headed I affect a slight limp with the other leg. It amuses me, which is all the justification I think you need for a little eccentricity – at Knapton, England
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Tuned in to Prager, good lord the man looks rough as heck – at Knapton, England
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I never really felt any connection with Alfred or Athelstan. In York I think we always had more of an affinity with the Danes. – at Knapton, England
It brings me no joy to be the Athelstan Grinch. But no, this isn’t really true; Northumbria slipped away the second he died, & wasn’t permanently re-conquered for another 15 years or so.
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The UK government watching as thousands of people dissappear to Canada at 3AM and then magically return after 20 minutes
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He kinda has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern European gay porn, no ?
Justice for my Under-Secretary of State for Aviation, Maritime, and Logistics
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Singaporean trade when he tops you:
LA I AM INSIDE OF YOU
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This is maybe true, but I don't think Londoners who do feel very much English ought to have that feeling discouraged. It was after all England's capital, before it became the British capital. – at York, England
There's a very solid argument for classifying London as the fifth British nation. People don't realise just how different it is from the rest of England in basically every way.
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Forget the lard or bacon, I want to know the appropriate blessings for Cheese! – at York, England
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I love black preaching cadence – at Knapton, England
I first met Jim Clyburn at Emmanuel Church and I'll never forget it. Clyburn: "[Annie] was, at the time, mentoring my granddaughter at the Medical University of South Carolina. That once-little-girl is now a pediatrician."
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Just woken up from my second good dream. Usually nightmares atm – at Knapton, England
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This feels good!? Maybe the tide cos finally going back out on the old black dog this year – at Knapton, England
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You can't opt out of your religion. I've been saying this for years and I think I'll be saying it on my death bed. You can't choose not to believe something you already believe. You either believe or you don't. – at Knapton, England
Muslims like to act like Islam is some immutable hardwired identity like race and ethnicity, whereas It’s just an ideology. A belief system you were not born with, and that you can totally control. One You can just opt in and out of.
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I have warring instincts. On the one hand I do believe public morality is important, and dislike the liberal notion that we must accept man as we find him to a great extent, rather than try to improve him. – at Knapton, England
Repeal the porn laws 🌽 My leader for @TheEconomist
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So I'm in two minds. I oppose the law, but I feel like most people on here are 100% against, and I'm not that. – at Knapton, England
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In fairness we should have known this was coming when we got rid of Certified Gooner Keir Starmer
🇬🇧 UK porn ban starts tomorrow (6 Nov 2026) From Friday, possessing or publishing certain types of pornography becomes a criminal offence in England and Wales under the Crime and Policing Act 2026. Banned content includes: • Strangulation or suffocation • Penetrative sex between people who appear related (or are pretending to be related, including some step/foster scenarios) • Adults role-playing as children under 16 Penalties: • Up to 2 years for possession of strangulation or “relative” content • Up to 3 years for the under-16 role-play material • Up to 5 years for publishing any of it
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It's times like this I feel kinda sorry for straight guys – at York, England
love the brain disease gay boys have that forces them to post their rock hard penis online whenever anything good happens
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love the brain disease gay boys have that forces them to post their rock hard penis online whenever anything good happens
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