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Son of San Antonio now in the suburbs of Houston. Spurs, Astros, Longhorns, & Texans. I saw Oasis in 2025 and Kanye in 2026.

Somewhere in Texas
Joined October 2009
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“Aztec Goblin” is the coolest thing anyone has ever called me.
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Do you realize how bad you have to govern for this to happen?
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That don’t mean move to Texas tho lmao. 🤣
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Dear pundits, The shift in Hispanic voters isn’t because of “immigration” Please be quiet about why Hispanics shifted if you haven’t listened to @madrid_mike or @ChuckRocha
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No more goofy shit. It’s time to govern.
I miss the old 2024 democrats who brought bullshit indictments against Trump, fantasized about Russia collusion, cried like little girls about "threats to our democracy" These 2026 democrats who talk about healthcare, housing, and affordability at election time are a problem
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Wonder how his boss feels about him saying this
Matt Walsh is crashing out: ‘I’d rather Iran have a nuke than my country be run by communists’
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Whole country went crip
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I am generally a believer in candidate quality, but many of these Dem victories are so overwhelming that I question whether it was much of a factor. I think Cornyn would also have lost in Texas, for example!
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Victor Wembanyama moves to Texas and 3 years later it turns blue for the first time in three decades. Coincidence?
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“I blame this on @GregAbbott_TX. I blame it on @DanPatrick . I blame it all on our leadership. Thinking they’re going to go for four terms as Governor. Four terms as Lt. Governor. Seriously?! If they campaigned on lowering your property taxes all that did is remind everybody why you didn’t do it 12 years ago.” - @DonHuffines #txlege
Texas midterm prediction: Republicans lose statewide offices for the first time since 1994 (or come dangerously close). This isn't endemic to Texas going blue. The Texas Republican Party is flaccid and brought this on itself. Republicans have controlled the governorship, House, and Senate for 24 years. Abbott and Patrick have held office for nearly half of that time. A two-year budget up from $209B to $338B in a decade. A House speaker elected by 49 Democrats and 36 Republicans. Property-tax patches without a lasting fix. If our rally cries center around cultural wars, we’ve lost the plot. Texas needs a revival. New leadership. Bold execution. Maximal freedom. No more pandering to leftists in Austin. After the dust settles tomorrow, my bet is on @DonHuffines emerging as the de facto leader of the Texas Republican Party.
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Amo a mi ciudad!
Cars honked as people cheered from the sidewalks of downtown San Antonio Tuesday night, celebrating Democrats’ sweeping wins across Texas — a scene reminiscent of Spurs playoff celebrations. bit.ly/4iVG1RM
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actual Texans know that Hinojosa winning hits sooo much harder than Talarico 💙
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These halfwits have a lot to answer for.
Mark Levin and Ben Shapiro agree that Americans don't care about the Iran War and it won't have any effect on the midterms. 🤡
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956 in the Texas Governor’s Mansion
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No TF they’re not. There hasn’t been a dramatic demo change in TX since 2024. The GOP just fumbled the ball on 1st & goal at the 5. Iran, data centers, gas prices, ICE gestapo. The Dems cannot take Latino, Asian, & Black voters for granted.
Texas results by group (NBC exit poll): 🔴 White men: +23 Republican 🔴 White women: +13 Republican 🔵 Latino men: +19 Democrat 🔵 Latino women: +42 Democrat 🔵 Black men: +77 Democrat 🔵 Black women: +84 Democrat 🔵 All others: +10 Democrat Like it or not, demographics are destiny
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Lula energy
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Mexicans said Mexican Americans only scrubbed toilets in the USA, tonight two Mexican Americans will now lead the largest economies in the most powerful country in the world.
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Pray for Texas tonight.
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Texas is still Texas. Open for business, but not for sale. Don’t come to our backyards & set up giant factories to suck up all of our water, jack up our electric bills, & make more noise than a Pantera concert when it doesn’t benefit us. The GOP had it made, but they got greedy.
Texas isn’t Texas anymore
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Texas, your blue wave has arrived! Texans have spoken. A new chapter begins, and the future of Texas is looking brighter than ever.
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