One for the money. Two for the show. Three to get ready. Four to go!
Nebraska, USA
Joined May 2009
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ngl, it's 2026 and we don't even have "foot long string cheese" yet??
Fine. I'll be the guy to make millions off a billion dollar idea, i guess...
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being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say
i hate these bowls, don't you?
and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say
i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.
and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all
then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.
and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say
i love these new bowls
and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all
Have I eaten @McDonalds in some form or fashion for 4 days straight?
Yes.
Do I have 21 McDonald's properties?
Also yes.
Do I have a Monopoly?
Not yet...
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new last place fantasy league punishment just dropped
Got a FRONT & BACK MJ jersey tatted 🤯
For the love of the game 🫡
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I just don’t know what else military vets can hear to convince them that this guy does nothing but exploit us to benefit himself. Maybe all those principles we believed in when we served just simply don’t mater to you anymore.
NEWS
The family of a Green Beret who died by suicide after serving eight combat tours and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery expressed concern on Wednesday that Donald J. Trump’s campaign had filmed his gravesite without permission as Mr. Trump stood in an area where campaign photography isn’t allowed.
A woman who works at the cemetery filed an incident report with the military authorities over the altercation. But the official, who has not been identified, later declined to press charges.
Military officials said she feared Mr. Trump’s supporters pursuing retaliation.
Full Story: bit.ly/3z9snpY
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Outage last night? Pizza tonight! 
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Trump in 2016: “She shouldn’t be allowed to run...If she wins, it would create an unprecedented constitutional crisis. In that situation, we could very well have a sitting president under felony indictment and, ultimately, a criminal trial. It would grind government to a halt.”
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100% of net proceeds will go to helping those effected by the tornados in Nebraska. @_willcompton
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Tornado tears through Nebraska, causing severe damage in Omaha suburbs apnews.com/article/tornado-n…
