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Joined February 2009
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Dillon Brooks with the putback How?! 🤣🤯 (h/t @CGBBURNER)
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Caleb Wilson the rookie put the moves on PG 😅 (via NBA)
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Caleb Wilson the rookie put the moves on PG 😅 (via NBA)
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Fam jus hit a +170k slip 🤯 🤯 🔥 🔥 @PhenomenalMillz
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First big win of the season and to many more with weakspotz.com
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I’ve watched this 100x and it’s still funny
Michael Irvin says he left his first $1,000,000 NFL check sitting on his bedroom table because he wanted everyone who walked in to see it and understand just how far he’d come “And then let me tell you what I did with that first check. That million-dollar check, I left that right there on the table, right in my room. So as soon as they walked in, they said, ‘That’s your check?’ I said, ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah.’” “I had my financial people calling me, ‘Man, send that check, Michael. We’re losing, we’re losing.’ I said, ‘Shoot, I’m winning. What you talking about? I’m winning like a mug, boy.’ But it’s real. It was real.” “Back then, that was a lot of money. A lot of money. Wait a minute now. Can you give somebody $2,500? You give somebody $2,500, $5,000.” “These kids now, they got NIL deals. I was getting $20 a weekend, and Mom took the first $15. Are you joking? Left me with five. Dude, coming from $5 a weekend to getting that? I left that check right there. I was going to get every bit of that check.” “Now, here’s the kicker to all of us that we have to get to, and people have to understand. Making money is one thing. How you let it go is as important, you know. Especially us, because we know there’s so many people holding on to the caboose that you got to bring along on this train.” “It’s never just us, right? It wasn’t just Mike. It’s never just Shannon. You know, I got Grandma, I got Mom, I got other people that’s counting on me. And it took me through that first contract to figure out and get the understanding of financial literacy enough to know how to best handle that.” “So, to get everything and put everything into a trust. My whole family into the trust. So now when I’m handing you money, I’m handing you money, and I’m going to send you tax papers. We’re handing you money now at your tax bracket instead of me handing you money at my tax bracket.” “If I give you a million dollars, I got to make a million seven at my bracket to give you a million. You know what I’m saying? So now we got to learn to do that. These are the things that we have to learn to make sure we stay up.”
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PHILIPPINES CROWD GATHERS to WATCH SPIDERS FIGHT to DEATH — ‘SPIDER FIGHT CLUB’
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Replying to @GinaHinojosaTX
She has the same physiognomy of Claudi Sheinbaum. I'm scared of this candidate. Is there a reliable "Early Life" page on this candidate?
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It’s a good day to be a Longhorn 🤘
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Lmaooo vs the bum ass bulls u say this lol
When’s the last time we had a clutch big and defensive big? Wes Unseld?
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🇰🇷 Muslims try to build a mosque in South Korea. The Koreans hold a pork BBQ in front of it 😂
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Bro these highlights are crazy
Kate Harpring Might Be Best Freshman In The Country!! Gave Maryland Buckets In UNC First Exhibition!!
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bruh what 😂
Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable
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This year kids not getting candy for Halloween. Squish toys, snacks, and slime gift bags. Now who wanna help assemble…
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Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
The Bird Reich
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