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Misanthrope. Marshmallow minion. Hooked on cheese. Bringer of receipts. You say tomater, I zader matermorts.

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Joined August 2009
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I love the “13 circuits, 13 justices” line, because if they believed it they’d want it done right now by the Republican president and Senate.
Kamala Harris at the NAACP “We the People” event at Elizabeth Baptist Church in Atlanta: “We need to expand the Supreme Court.” “We have 13 circuit courts. There should be 13 justices.” “We need to revisit the electoral college.” They’re going to stack the court and rig the game, and they’re not hiding the ball.
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When I was young, being edgy meant getting a mohawk and slam dancing. Or smoking a lot of pot. Or dropping some acid and going to Dreamerz or The Exit in Chicago. Now, these losers celebrate political assassination. Fucking lame and no fun.
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Weird because I thought this dude fixed that
Barack Obama: "We've got to make sure that nobody has to worry about high healthcare premiums."
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Pyromaniac is tired of smelling smoke.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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I want nothing more than to believe this. Alas, I was conscious from 2008-2016.
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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🤖 Made with AI
Barack Obama: "I am tired of being divided! I want friendship and neighborliness!"
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The NeverTrump to communist jizzwhistle pipeline is fascinating.
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I'm not a cop or anything but ending a life without telling them & getting consent seems kinda murdery
Shocking - New Liberal MAID bill would allow MAID/euthanasia to be administered in certain circumstances WITHOUT informing the patient of what is about to happen. If someone signs an advance request, the practitioner would NOT be required to even talk to them before ending their life.
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What's funny about MAGA isn't that they step on their dick. It's that they step on their dick then look you in the eye and go "yeah, I stepped on my dick, cuck. We're the hardcore dick steppers. No one dick steps like us and that's why you lose."
Axios: Ad backfiring on Vivek Ramaswamy, GOP poll finds New private Republican polling shows Vivek Ramaswamy falling 8 points behind Amy Acton in Ohio's governor's race. axios.com/2026/10/28/gop-pol…
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They’ve said this the last 5 elections.
Kathy Griffin on the midterm elections: "This is the big one that decides whether we are fully a fascist country or we are not." "Can any of you guys not sleep because of fascism? Me, too. I'm obsessed with it."
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I regret to inform you that The People of TikTok are trying to Cancel Freddy Krueger because, get this, he’s a horrible and violent person.
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Kamala Harris is Sarah Palin without the governing experience. You could never see it because her rambling never became the subject recurring SNL skits.
Kamala attempts to articulate the value of talking to children. It doesn't go well: "I mean, if you have the chance in whatever your, you know, your circle of life to just, you know, talk to like an eight year old, that's one of the best things, you know, someone who just has that twinkle." "It hasn't been, you know, they haven't they they have the twinkle. They believe in, in all. And they're curious and - Oh, that gives me joy just because, you know, there is something I think about, looking at children to remind us of our natural nature, who we actually it is our nature, our - There is something about that." This was said at a 'reproductive rights' event. The irony here is next level. She somehow keeps managing to get worse at this.
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From what?
Angel Reese arrives to Game 5 of the WNBA Finals wearing a shirt that says “Protect Black Women.”
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I WANT a city on Mars. Then I want to relocate all leftists to that city.
NOBODY wants a city on Mars. NOBODY wants Al in every app. NOBODY wants data centers in space. NOBODY wants humanoid robots or flying cars. We want CLEAN WATER. We want a STABLE CLIMATE. We want a HABITABLE PLANET. We want WILDLIFE tO SURVIVE. WE WANT TO LIVE!
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I might have worded this differently but ok.
Who knew kicking off a bus tour would make for a nice date with my ninth-grade girlfriend.
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I never saw this coming!!! (because I don’t know who they are)
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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Lots of people forgetting that giant corps essentially shut off the Internet for any customer they felt was insufficiently condemnatory of the Jan 6 riots They hadn't even broken any written rule. They just didn't like them so no Internet for them. Starlink's policy is way more clear and fair.
The reality is this completely devalues Starlink. If one man can arbitrarily shut off your Internet, it's less dependable than your already hit or miss Internet connection.
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How did they get cancer cells to watch The View
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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They’re making the cancer cells listen to Imagine and Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John Lennon on loop
BREAKING: Japanese scientists develop method that forces cancer cells to kill themselves in laboratory tests.
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