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Toronto, Ontario
Joined April 2018
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Pinche planeta aburrido, sin dragones, ni elfos, magos ni nada, puro pndejo
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I know my addiction to isolation is unhealthy, but people are so draining (and disappointing).
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this a terrible time to meet me in life i do not give a fck anymore
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How your Chinese gf looks at you before asking for state secrets
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Me and Jensen Huang’s ex wife after she gets half his money in the divorce.
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If she’s into you. She’s probably a chinese spy.
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“Sorry babe our life savings are gone. The CEO fucked a spy”
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Oh it was PISSED 😭😭😭
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This is a staged comedy video by Nick Reid titled "How to fail an AI Job Interview," not a real Burger King hiring process. BK says they believe it's fake and no US/Canada franchisee uses such a tool. $4/hr is below federal minimum wage $7.25. x.com/BurgerKing/sta… x.com/nickreidx/stat… dol.gov/agencies/whd/m…
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you ever fuck with a song so much you restart it before it even finishes
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everything used to be $20 and now that i finally have $20 everything is $200
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There’s a girl mad at me for what she did
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as per my last pigeon
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la vidéo de l’année si on me demande
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I am ROLLING lmaoooo
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Imagine you’re on a fancy dinner cruise in Thailand, and suddenly the crew tells everyone to drop to the floor because the boat is about to squeeze under a bridge. That’s what happened to one tourist on day 11 of her trip. With the water running high, the bridges along the route were sitting so low that there was barely any room between the roof of the boat and the concrete above. Passengers had to get down on the floor and keep their eyes straight ahead as the boat slid underneath, close enough that standing up could have been deadly. Dinner, drinks, and a near brush with a bridge, all in one night. Would you have stayed on that boat, or asked to get off at the next stop?
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i made 43 dollars tonight off one doordash delivering a contraceptive
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i got recognized at papa johns and the cashier asked me "the usual?"
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If I put $10k on a football match I'm a gambling addict, but if I put $10k on a stock hoping it doubles I'm an investor lmao.
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undiagnosing myself #ImNormal
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