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Twitter funny replies/videos. 1. Ah 💀💀💀
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Lmao idk mehn I just feel most times people who propose to you in such an occasion are being manipulative so you can most likely say yes 💀💀💀
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Is cold water good for you? Watch this video to find out!
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Make the bird wey sh!t on top my car this afternoon go meet pharmacist, I never see that kind sh!t before for my life.
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Esq, distinguishing figurative intent from literal, is simple. And please, drop your abstract examples of metaphor; the case at hand involves two real, verifiable conditions. If a teacher says 'my class is a zoo,' and a staff says 'no, students are not animals,' the teacher won’t produce animal charts to prove her point, she just laughs and says 'it’s just a figure of speech.' But when Mum Zee said 'pregnancy is not a death sentence' and people kept giving cases of maternal mortality to prove her wrong. You didn’t take that as a sign that the exchange wasn’t about a metaphor but a literal assertion of fact??. When a dispute is fought using factual evidence, it is a literal debate over actual outcomes, not a literary exercise. You don’t use factual evidence to argue “the class is a zoo”, nor “life is a journey” nau😂. It was AFTER sufficient medical opinion saturated the air on the subject that they tried taking the “literary” license to evade the critic of the travesty.
“Pregnancy is a death sentence” is a metaphor like “life is a journey” or “time is a revealer”. Not literally true but explains its gravity. Obvious to any reasonable person. If you interpret it as saying that means pregnancy = expected or automatic death, you might be a moron.
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Given how simple men generally are and how easy it is to make them happy, women really no dey try.
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He was clearly trying to prove a point by commanding her to get water. There’s a way to ask your partner for something without making it seem like you’re trying to establish authority over them, especially in front of a camera. The same way you expect her to play along, you should respect her enough not to belittle her to prove a point to strangers on the internet. I actually love that she didn’t do it. Your relationship isn’t a performance, and your partner shouldn’t have to sacrifice their dignity to entertain people online.
At least pretend even if you don't respect the guy. Sigh!!!
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I’ve wanted this particular car for a while now. God did it for me yesterday! My baby is home🥹🩶. 2021 RX 350✨🔑
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Taking risks is your only chance to make it as a man that comes from nothing. There is literally no such thing as a safe route.
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Calling your partner “co-founder” >>>
Co-founder was hinting about us going for a third child. The look I gave her. My family have a history of having multiples in the second or third attempts. I have escaped the second. There's no way I am tempting fate.
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Nigeria: graduate at 25, NYSC at 26, and by 27 you are too old for a graduate trainee programme. 
The system made you late, then blamed you for being late.
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Wetin dey do me don pass English music, Make I enter Chinese😭
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Price of a 120kg bag of onions surges from ₦30,000 in April to ₦300,000 in October 2026, marking a 900% increase in six months.
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We really are poor people, and it’s not even about money We are poor in conscience. Poor in morals. Poor in honor. The country cannot change if the masses don’t change. Period!
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HaloBraid just released this video of its hair-braiding device, which the startup promises will cut appointment times in half. The company's $7 million seed round was led by Seven Seven Six, the venture capital firm founded by Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian, Serena Williams's husband.
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It’s so easy to misunderstand things through texts bruh
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I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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I just love this denial stage you’re in now. Even we developers had that in 2023 too 😂😂😂
Opus 5.5 got everyone think they’re actual motion designers Can’t help but laugh 😭✌🏾
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payday used to feel like a celebration. now it's just me returning money to everyone who helped me survive the previous month
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