mainly speaks Spanish but can French kiss. chgd my bio just to scare the hoes. rawr. 🤘🏾☺️ ALL COMMENTS MY OWN.
In My Head
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Losing touch with that one person makes everyone else feel replaceable too.
It's an odd feeling that I'm not sure I even wanna shake.
Maybe I needed that naïveté knocked off.
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If I got rich once a week I’d get high & close out as many Gofundmes as I could. The fact that rich people don’t do that (I’m sure because it’s not a tax write-off so doesn’t benefit them) is a massive indictment of what selfish assholes they are. That shit would feel so GOOD!
Girl comes in to drop off her résumé. Old freak behind her... "Ooh I need a job too!"
I gagged. Visibly. He behaved for the rest of the transaction. ☺️
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‘POC’ be like: ermm white and black people are not the only races… we think ur a nigger too 😕🙄🙄🙄
Being woke is fun til you start thinking the serial dater who just-so-happens to exclusively date single moms might be living out his daddy issues by abandoning other folks' kids while never having any of his own.
Then you see the next world crisis and it's fun again.
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niggas will be like “lmk if you need anything” and the “anything” just be dick. NO THANK YOU!
