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🇰🇪 | 1914 | Howard Alum

 Somewhere between who got me and I got i…
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You can really find positivity anywhere. Even a nightmare gives you relief in the morning
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Ugly win but I’ll take it!
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THE GIANTS WIN IN PHILLY FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2013! They improve to 5-2-1 on the season 🔥
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Arvelle Reese clocked tf in today!
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Jameis actually got the offense moving today
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Damn i thought Mahomes was done for. He back in already
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BREAKING: NC State is working to finalize a deal to make Philip Rivers its next head coach, @Clowfb, @PeteNakos and @fleischman_noah report🐺 Rivers has begun reaching out to potential front office and coaching staff candidates. on3.com/news/nc-state-workin…
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@On3Oct 30
BREAKING: NC State legend and former NFL QB Philip Rivers has emerged as the focus of the Wolfpack's coaching search, @Clowfb, @PeteNakos and @Brett_McMurphy report🐺 With Rivers finishing out the high school season in Alabama, sources tell On3 there is no timetable for his hiring. on3.com/news/philip-rivers-e…
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Damn the Giants haven’t won in Philly in 13 years?? That has to change today
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Watched PrimeTime last night and thought it was just OK
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If you don’t think JJ McCarthy is hitting Jaylin Hyatt for a 40+ yard go ball, you’re probably right, but you lack the childlike whimsy of a dreamer and people can tell when they look at you
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She looks like Eminem in the Mariah Carey video
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@CyrusPRESSNov 6
Remember when Miley dressed up as a man but a drag queen recognized her?
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Darian Mensah is completing 81% of his passes and has 25-1 TD to int ratio sheees
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Finally got my ticket to Kenya. I coulda paid $400 less if i wasn’t bullshitting
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But looking forward to being home for Christmas. Haven’t been in Kenya for Christmas since ‘98
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Learning to play linebacker in Madden will take my game to the next level.. it just seems like so much work
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Betting does make watching sports a lot more interesting. People just have to control themselves
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Jared@MongooseActualNov 5
I cannot believe the Republican message of "get fucked" didn't resonate with people
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@NBCNewsNov 5
BREAKING: Democratic socialist Nithya Raman unseats Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, NBC News projects, another win for the left in a major city. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
Democratic socialist Nithya Raman defeats Karen Bass in the Los Angeles mayor’s race

Democratic socialist Nithya Raman defeats Karen Bass in the Los Angeles mayor’s race

NBC News projects the progressive City Council member has unseated Bass, a longtime fixture of California Democratic politics who served one term as mayor.

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"I'm afraid we might lose Matt Nagy to a head coaching job" is not a sentence I thought I'd be saying before the season started
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@NYGDailyNov 5
NFC Offensive Player of The Month (October) Malik Nabers: 36 REC for 502 YDs and two TDs.
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@GiantsNov 5
LEEEEEEK 🔥
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