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In a galaxy far, far away
Joined March 2009
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My Kitchenaid mixer is not living up to its full potential.
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I haven't seen Thor: Love & Thunder, but I wish the line was: *hits bad guy with hammer and the fight is over* It's 'doctor.'
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Most of you don't know "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" and it shows.
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Is there still time in the season for Kerby Joseph to be Comeback Player of the Year?
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Up gave me the unrealistic expectation that I could afford a house just by selling balloons.
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In the John Williams body of work, there are many iconic themes, but his best work as an entire soundtrack is Home Alone.
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I've lived in states where weed is legal. Please don't bring that shit to Texas. It smells awful all the time.
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Google Translate says “win” in German is “sieg” and I’m hesitant to shout “Sieg Lions” on Sunday…
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There should be a country song about being a Detroit Lions fan. No one has felt more heartbreak.
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I went into an office that had been abandoned during Covid. No one ever came back. It was eerie.
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The whole You’ve Got Mail remake just dropped.
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If he comes down that tunnel dressed out, Ford Field will collapse.
There are people within the Lions building who reportedly believe Jack Campbell is coming back to play this season, per @MikeSilver
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Lions fans in Munich: You must drink that city dry. That is your task, your mission, your burden. The reputation of the Midwest lies with you.
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Remember in Independence Day when the Americans mount an offensive and figure out how to destroy the aliens and spread the information to the rest of the world to fight off the alien invasion? What a great movie.
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Kate Cornell retweeted
Gov Gina’s energy plan is to copy California’s, whose energy rates are double that of Texas. California froze energy rates and they turned in to the “Brown Out” State. California is now 100% higher than Texas •Texas Average Electricity 15.9¢ per kWh Vs California 29.8¢ per kWh •Texas Average Natural Gas 0.0046¢ per BTU Vs California 0.0087¢ per BTU foxnews.com/politics/texas-g…
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Every season could be green bean casserole season, if you just believe.
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BREAKING: Dan Campbell now has the second-most wins in Lions franchise history 🔥
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Okay. So how do I start my own publishing company?
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I highly recommend Jon Scieszka books for boys.
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NFC South is a race to the bottom.
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The Lions are fun to watch again. I did not stutter.
Lions-Dolphins is now the first game in NFL history to see both punters complete a pass. Jack Fox: 1/1, 11 YDS, 0 TD, 0 INT Bradley Pinion: 1/1, 46 YDS, 0 TD, 0 INT
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