A pathological people pleaser slash argumentative hypothetical dream girl | she/her/hers | kayteee0h on the gram

Philadelphia, PA
Joined May 2009
if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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team full of rapists and abusers but kicking your feet up during the team meeting is too far 👍
#Chiefs LT Josh Simmons was told to leave a team meeting last week by Andy Reid and Patrick Mahomes after trading words with Reid. A frustrated Simmons later apologized. From me and @RapSheet, as the 2025 first-rounder heads to IR to try to get healthy: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/5026…
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Butker’s wife when he gets cut
Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.
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This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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being an american watching brazil win against fascism
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Harrison Butker’s gonna get cut but on the bright side he’ll have way more free time to speak at Life Surge events!
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Reminds me of this tweet 😂
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Me during Mercury Retrograde:
“If some of our tall guys could come back, that would be great,” Tyrese Maxey said.
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If you’re new here, games without Embiid don’t count towards our record fyi🙏🔥
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Chickens are being Brickened
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que vuelva a dar vergüenza ser fascista
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the amount of (legal) subterfuge leftist Brazilians are pulling on their Bolsonarista families to keep them from voting is, frankly, hilarious as fuck
Minha amiga católica e de esquerda ferrenha decidiu adiantar a festa de aniversário dela com tudo que tinha direito para os dias 24-25 e convidar TODA a família dela que morava em MG para vir passar o fim e semana aqui. Eis que todos são bolsonaristas e não vão conseguir votar.
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LeBron hit Dean Wade with the Key & Peele handshake 🤣
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omg if he actually comes back from down 3-1,,,, LuBron
Brazilian presidential election 🟥Lula 51.02% (left-wing) [incumbent] 🟦Bolsonaro 48.98% (right-wing) 5.7% reporting Results from The Guardian
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I just think walking away from “you can see everything” thinking “Amanda Seyfried should really think about how she hurt Elizabeth’s feelings” is one of the crazier takeaways to have
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“Anything for you baby” I whisper to myself as I make another reckless financial decision.
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Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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Abdul’s campaign staff has the JUICE
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Obama is an elitist snob, which is why real America voted for the billionaire Epstein class draft dodger president that’s never used a hammer or a power tool in his entire life
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