All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠

🚛💨 · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:57 PM UTC

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@CreoleCockpit_919h

Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium

DailyRapFacts

@DailyRapFactsOct 25

Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”

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Please Read a Book · Oct 26, 2026 · 7:51 PM UTC

Please Read a Book@KayTheHippy12h

I know I’m big as hell and cannot be saved cause I want some dressing SO bad and I’m bouta make it this week 😭✌🏾

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sierra 🦉 · Oct 26, 2026 · 12:34 AM UTC

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sierra 🦉@polaroidbonezOct 26

Two big fat bitches out of breath and wearing the wrong shade of foundation

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@nicksortorOct 25

🔥 LET'S GO! NICKI MINAJ just took the stage at Trump's rally in Michigan, and said she'll ENDORSE a third Trump term "We want our children to grow up in a place we can be PROUD OF. We don't want our children to be BOMBARDED with S*X changes, right?!" "We want people to LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE! Leave them out of it!" "So President Trump, it is an HONOR to stand with you every single time, and I will CONTINUE to support you forever and ever. If you run again, I will support you again." 🇺🇸 — @NICKIMINAJ

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bee · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:36 PM UTC

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I’m not letting no man with a gambling addiction lead my household

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jon · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:36 PM UTC

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jon@jonxgenius14h

I’m not dying for young people to be interested in the same artists I was at their age, but I will say it’s important to do the knowledge on anything you’re interested in lol like I can’t imagine not going back to explore Stevie Wonder’s music because it’s “old.”

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✬ · Oct 26, 2026 · 3:54 PM UTC

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✬@TeeAirRa_16h

So skrilla and skilla baby is two different people… yeah let me just stay outta young folks business ✌🏽

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jxxn · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:17 PM UTC

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HELLO !!🚨WE HAVE A MAGAZINE COVER AND BEYONCÉ IS TALKING HER SH$T? She said if you can’t stand her music you will use her hair productsss lmfao😭

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Please Read a Book · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:01 PM UTC

Please Read a Book@KayTheHippy15h

I need devotion so intense it appears as worship

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Please Read a Book · Oct 26, 2026 · 5:00 PM UTC

Please Read a Book@KayTheHippy15h

I’ve started blocking people on socials when we cut ties, cause it’s really no point in you keeping up with me anymore 😭✌🏾

kevikev

@KevCoke6Oct 25

We're living in a surveillance state. People who won't call you, text you, or speak to you in person will have a whole play-by-play of your life based on what you post and don't post on IG.