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Luke

@KeepItRealLuke

Rabidly Anti-War, Heritage American, Facetious Politcal commentary, Host of @BitingBulletPod and 1/5 dumbass on @5_til_midnight

Joined October 2011
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I'm sure this will shock some but sometimes strangers in the internet lie and put on a show for attention.
Luka (@LukaLev) profile pictureLuka
@LukaLevAug 19
A new trend? Let’s throw ice at your bathtub so you don’t hurt your kid
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Fellas, there may be hope for them yet. They’re learning. Slowly, but surely they’re learning.
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Tony Romo just got the sickest edit of all time
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I'm a loudmouthed rude libertarian on here but deep down I just wanna play guitar and have my band tour with Nickelback
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The time on the clock is made up the sun is where the sun is
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Fuck that Paddy and Max basically didn’t fight today. Bring them niggas back out. Imma get my 13.99 worth 😭😭😭😭 #UFC329
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@TheRealTypoJul 5
There's people who go to firework shows and then there's people who shoot off their own fireworks. Those people are very different
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@balogunJul 4
HAPPY 4TH JULY AMERICA! 🦅🇺🇸
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Gotta love the Scots
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PLAY COUNTRY ROADS.
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Someone get a raise for whoever decided to put Jameis Winston on World Cup coverage
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WHAT IF JUSTIN BEATS Illia? Can you imagine the headlines? Well sir……
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On paper Ilia Topuria Wins Too bad Justin Gaethje can’t read
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@JayTC53Jun 15
Mauricio Ruffy after winning has a message for everyone! "John 3 :16 says For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Jesus saved my life, he wants to save your life too. Give your life to Jesus" Incredible at UFC Freedom 250 🙏 🇺🇸
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T H E F U C K I S A K I L O M E T E R ! ! !
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Sorry, no amount of propaganda is gonna convince people that this sucks
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Sean Strickland got "the call" from the UFC, but says he's still going to Washington DC to protest the event 😭 "I got the call, UFC higher ups called me. They said I'm not Israeli enough to go to UFC 250 Israel edition. I already bought ymy plane ticket, we're f*cking going. I'm gonna bring the belt, I'll get a big f*cking bull horn and go right up to the gates... We're gonna do a peaceful protest." (via @SStricklandMMA)
Championship Rounds (@ChampRDS) profile pictureChampionship Rounds
@ChampRDSJun 3
🚨 Sean Strickland says he's BANNED from attending the UFC White House event because he "made fun of Israel and Epstein" "UFC at the White House with [Netanyahu] in the audience. Straight 🇮🇱 slop. The only male American champ banned at the White House because I said Trump is owned by [Netanyahu]. That's not public opinion it's fact."
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Eye contact. Firm handshake.
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This is what the older generations should try and do more often
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Reminder: Sean Strickland is the only fighter in the history of COMBAT SPORTS- No not the UFC, no not MMA.. ALL of combat sports to win 2 separate world titles as a +300 or more underdog Sean Strickland is the greatest underdog of all time
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