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I'm a pretty good fella...when it's not duck season.

Joined August 2013
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Hey @USC and @UCLA. Y’all need a wrestling coach?
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It’s super-easy to spot a weak argument/position when someone claims to be right because of their academic pedigree. I’d be more persuaded if they announced they’d just arrived from their stay at @HolidayInn Express.
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You know how on American Idol when a duet auditions, almost always one makes it to Hollywood and the other does not? Well, Wynona’s going to Hollywood. Every time. #grandpatellusboutthegoodoldtruth
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Billy identifying as a 3rd grader and killing it.
“Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.” - Voltaire
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When I was a kid there was the “real” news and there was the National Enquirer, which was known and accepted as entertainment. Now, it’s all National Enquirer. All of it. Supposedly Ukraine was attacked by Putin? I’d like to know what’s going on but I don’t check the Enquirer. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Excited to be on tour with @whiskeymyers here’s a cover of Stone in honor of the first run of their tour 2/16 in Maryland and NY! youtu.be/EhYGWExPotI via @YouTube
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For what it’s worth, I’m the easiest fella to buy a gift for, if ever the inclination strikes you. It’s simple...@megabassamerica Vision110 jerkbait...any color. No need for the “+” or all the gizmo models...just the OG Vision110. $25/each. Just one will thrill me.
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Former @jacksonfbnation LB Bryce Norman landing on the All-OVC second team as a true freshman #OVCit
𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗢𝗩𝗖 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 🏈 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱-𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 #OVCit
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Brusdar Graterol's Mutant 103mph Two Seamer with 19 inches of arm side run. Tail and Ball Trail. 😳
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Why is it that the public servants I most admire and believe are all women? If they’re saying it or requesting it, I’m all in. @SarahHuckabee @govkristinoem @CynthiaLeeSheng
It really does seem that the strangest of things happen in election years.
I would be very interested to read the transcripts from when Congress debated the SSA in 1935. My hunch is the dissenting arguments would be hauntingly prophetic. It would be wonderful if a gov’t effort to avoid life’s difficulties could work.
Social Security will be depleted in 2033, a year earlier than previously projected, according to a government report, as the pandemic has drained revenues and put additional strain on one of the U.S.’s most important social safety net programs. nyti.ms/3juoJwr
And to think I assumed I was the only one. No, thank you, I’ll scrape my own crumbs off the table.
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Every American boy raised by a father is taught to never start trouble, but to always end it. Bout every 20 years the nonsense in the world gets loud enough to rouse those boys from their peaceful slumber. This time they’ll handle it without the aid of their impotent Uncle Sam.
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The world gonna see what happens with folks who so love peace and understand the only way to address its adversary, chaos and destruction. #guarddogawake
Can’t help but ponder the notion that it matters none how any “elected” official performs if they aren’t actually elected. #ballotbags
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"Racism in America would by and large be dead today if it were not for certain people and institutions keeping it on life support." @amalaekpunobi @thewillwitt
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I suppose it’s due to never warning the news anymore, but I sincerely just had the thought, “wait, do we have a military nowadays?” I was serious. Seems I’ve not heard about it in years. I’ve not heard of anyone signing up. Don’t reckon it matters, really - just was wondering.
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I don’t disagree. But, I would like to hear @SenTedCruz reconcile his position on COVID with pervasive legislation requiring motorists to wear seatbelts and motorcyclists to wear helmets. It seems those laws are less compelling than COVID laws that affect public health.
BREAKING - Ted Cruz to introduce legislation to end mask mandates and ban vaccine mandates/passports 🙌🇺🇸 “There should be no mandates, ZERO, concerning Covid”