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I'm a pretty good fella...when it's not duck season.

Joined August 2013
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Hey @USC and @UCLA. Y’all need a wrestling coach?
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Excited to be on tour with @whiskeymyers here’s a cover of Stone in honor of the first run of their tour 2/16 in Maryland and NY! youtu.be/EhYGWExPotI via @YouTube
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Former @jacksonfbnation LB Bryce Norman landing on the All-OVC second team as a true freshman #OVCit
𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝗔𝗹𝗹-𝗢𝗩𝗖 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 🏈 𝗦𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱-𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗗𝗲𝗳𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 #OVCit
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"Racism in America would by and large be dead today if it were not for certain people and institutions keeping it on life support." @amalaekpunobi @thewillwitt
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I'm kind of liking this Vernon Jones guy. he knows how to talk.
Vernon Jones absolutely destroys hack CNN reporter! 😂
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This is hysterical from Jon Stewart. But until a month ago Facebook would have blocked this from being distributed:
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RECAP | Mizzou Sits in Third Place After Day One of NCAAs ▪️ 4 Tigers qualify for quarterfinals ▪️ All 10 Tigers advance to Day 2 🔗: bit.ly/2ORaViV #TigerStyle 🐯💪
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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My daughter has a bully in her class and I’m trying to toughen her up to the harsh realities of a cold world, so this morning I read her four Dr Seuss books. She’s a killer now.
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Buckeyes must give out these helmet stickers for each play. 6 games and some of these boys look like a Subaru Outback in Buckhead.
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just gonna leave this here..🤷🏽‍♀️🏀🐐
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Satchel Paige on Pitching 160+ games in a row for 3 straight years. 👑
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My guys💪🏼
Many say @TollisonConnor is the best OL-man in Mo. I say Jackson has the best OL in the state. Averaging 6'3", 257 pounds, they are very athletic and well coached. @ashton_flinn @TannerRaines56 @Thomasruch7 @jacksonfbnation Liam Bryant #OLine
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Bob Gibson quite literally changed the game of baseball. He was a fierce competitor and beloved by Cardinal Nation. We will miss him dearly. Rest in peace, Gibby ❤️
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In 2020 is it possible to want racial equality and support the police???
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We will never forget what Kamala Harris did to Brett Kavanaugh and his family.
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According to the Internet, everyone is either Marxist, fascist, racist, sexist, or a pedophile.
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When the founding fathers wrote the Constitution they were thinking about protecting us from kings and foreign aggressors. They never anticipated shitty mayors/governors. They were looking for evil, not stupid. They never could have foreseen Garcetti/Newsom.
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I should be watching baseball but, hey @MLB, if you’re gonna make it political, I’m out. All I want to do is watch the great deGrom, but if you’re gonna make lefty political messaging the price tag, I can find other stuff to do. I’ll miss you.
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Fathers Matter!! youtu.be/WUZtdDQhDH8
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