@KeithTalentless

Barman. At a better pub than you drink in.

 Preston, England
Joined April 2026
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Someone left a hat at work. Ngl if it isn't claimed within a couple of days I'm having it
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Boyle@Boyle_67Oct 24
Ma auld dear standing at the window giving it "I've never seen rain like it" You've lived in Scotland for 50 odd year how have you never seen rain like this. We invented this, The Telephone and biblical fucking rain that's us Linda.
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Heidi Bachram
@HeidiBachramOct 15
If Sally Rooney really wanted to help actual Gazans she could have donated her royalties to a charity. Instead she decided to fund a bunch of Europeans that smash up stuff and hit cops with sledgehammers. This is the pro-Pal movement in a nutshell.
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But hey, enough about Casey's mum
Casey B. Head
@CaseyBHeadOct 12
A nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell. Not a Hobbit hole.
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John Hundeslit@JohnHundeslitOct 15
'I've suddenly realised that the food I've been eating for 65 years with no issues is poisoned!'
Nick Hunt@NickHunt5Oct 15
Replying to @ClareCraigPath
I loved @marmite for 65 years. Not now I realise it contains folic acid. Their reassurances are lazy and wrong. The jar has gone in the bin and I will NEVER buy it again. Well done @marmite @Unilever
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Don't let the door hit your racist pachouli-stinking white-dreadlocked never-read-a-book arse on the way out
Scottish Greens@scottishgreensOct 15
Following a vote by our party Council, the Scottish Greens will no longer be posting on Twitter/X. We have serious concerns about the site's direction of travel, particularly how it has spread misinformation and hate You can still find us on other platforms.
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I mean really. "Someone we dislike may at some point make 0.00025p off our use of a major information service, so we've found a moral backbone on that. Still fine with hating Jews though."
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Daniel Sugarman@Daniel_SugarmanOct 15
Rooney could have gone on TV every single day vocally opposing Israel's actions in Gaza & would have been able to still keep selling her books here. What she can't do is say proceeds from her books will go to a proscribed terrorist group. Zack knows this. He hopes you don't.
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Adam Sellers@YisraelChaiAdamOct 14
Sally Rooney who demanded boycotts of Israeli books and authors simply for being Israeli has now been boycotted herself?
BBC News (World)
@BBCWorldOct 14
Sally Rooney books withdrawn in UK over Palestine Action support bbc.in/4B82LFi

Sally Rooney books including Normal People and Intermezzo withdrawn from sale in UK over author's...

The Irish writer is best known for novels such as Normal People, Intermezzo and Conversations With Friends.

bbc.com
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In an unlikely turn of events I now believe in god
peterkidder@peterkidderOct 14
Susanna Hoffs in The Allnighter(1987)
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Mark Wallace
@wallacemeOct 15
I oppose banning books. Sally Rooney’s books have not been “banned” - rather it’s a crime in our country to fund or fundraise for proscribed terrorist groups. She chose that her royalties would go to Palestine Action, so her publisher cannot legally pay her the royalties.
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Things I Never Thought I'd Say, #38463627: Belgium is really interesting #UnexpectedBenefitsOfReadingHistory
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Revolution all done and dusted in about a week. National dish is chips. Bilingual without descending into hatred. Genuinely beautiful architecture. Be more Belgian.
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She's not going to send you a pair of her knickers, doesn't matter how politely you phrase it
Tish Hyman
@listen2tishOct 15
Day 3 tweeting @jk_rowling to get her attention and to check my DM
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Neil Stone
@DrNeilStoneOct 15
Well done everyone we made it!
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John Bye@_johnbyeOct 14
Useful overview of the nonsense about folic acid in flour being pushed by Clare Craig of anti-vax misinformation group HART. Long time followers will be familiar with her dire record during the pandemic. Shockingly she's #WrongAgainClare. thecritic.co.uk/why-we-forti…

Why we fortify flour | Christopher Snowdon | The Critic Magazine

No, folic acid is not going to kill us…

thecritic.co.uk
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James Blunt
@JamesBluntOct 14
And for clarity, Blount and Blunt are pronounced the same way. But I simplified it to Blunt as I was tired of people rhyming my name with “count”.
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Liam Gallagher
@liamgallagherOct 14
Replying to @BBCNews
So what he’s hardly been sniffing coke of hookers cocks chill out you soft cunts
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BRYN_BORANGA@BRYN_BORANGAOct 13
okay they need to think of another way to announce the next pope
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 13
Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer, the Vatican confirms.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context: The cancer was detected at an early stage and was surgically removed. Doctors anticipate a very good prognosis for Pope Leo XIV’s recovery. cnn.com/2026/10/13/hea…
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God he really is a rancid, pointless little cunt isn't he?
Owen Jones
@owenjonesjournoOct 8
Why is she so frightened of Orthodox Jews? What does she think they’re going to do to her
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He's the only man in the world who wouldn't get a free month of Amazon Music
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Owen Jones paid double for his first Graze box
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